“Skip (Experiment 089)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Dr. Hamsterwheel?

Hämsterviel

It's Hamsterviel! Viel! Like the delicious meat steak, you bureaucratic prisoning person!

But here, it's spelled "Hamsterwheel".

Hämsterviel

NO, NO!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!!

Very well. Dr. Hämsterviel. The parole board has looked over your fines.

Hämsterviel

And you are releasing me from this stinking prison so I may rise up against you and take over the universe?!

No! Actually, we're doubling your sentence, cutting your TV time in half, and removing the free popcorn cart from the breakroom.

Hämsterviel

WHAT?!

Oh, and hears a note: "Hope you're enjoying prison. Don't expect to get out anytime soon. Ha, ha, ha. Regards, parole board."

[examining her new body] Holy cannoli! That's... not my voice! Hello! Testing! 1, 2, 3! My name is Lilo, and I'm a teenager! Ha-ha!

Stitch

[looks at himself in the mirror; he hasn't changed at all] Ichunawa?

You look exactly the same. I guess genetic experiments age differently than humans. [Stitch groans] Maybe you can grow a goatee. That'd make you look older.

[enters the living room to get Nani's attention as she sweeps the floor] Nani?

[turns around and gasps; tearing up] Lilo! You're back! [runs up to her and hugs her; then growls angrily] You are in 10 years of trouble, young lady!

Let me go!

[grabbing her by the wrist with both hands] Oh, no. I've been waiting 10 years to yell at you for this! [chases her around the house after she breaks free] Yeah, you go to your room! You are super extra grounded!

You can't ground me! I'm not a kid anymore.

Yeah, but you're still my little sister and I still make the rules!

[while elevating up to her rooftop dome bedroom] This is why I skipped 10 years in the first place. You're always treating me like a child.

I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like one! [enters moments later, holding a sandwich on a plate] Lilo, I brought you some lunch. [sits next to her on the bed] You must be hungry if haven't eaten in 10 years.

I'm old enough to make my own lunch now.

I guess I forgot what it's like to be in a hurry to grow up. I spent most of my time wishing I could go back to being a kid.

There's nothing good about being a kid.

You think that now but, oh you'll understand when you're older.

[laughs] That is the ugliest outfit I have ever seen!

Mertle?! It's me, Lilo!

Weirdlo?! From when we were kids?! Well, that certainly explains your ridiculous getup!

For your information, these are the latest fashions.

Yeah, from ten years ago, maybe! Try picking up a current fashion book once in a while.

Hey. Is this your car?

Uh... no.

Well, I feel sorry for whoever owns it. It's breaking about a million laws in the Hämsterviel-ville city code.

Hämsterviel-ville? But this is Kokaua Town.

Miss, this place hasn't been Kokaua Town for at least five years.

Stitch, I think we skipped too much.

Stitch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Hey, Gantu! We got a collected call coming in from Hamsterwheel.

Hämsterviel

VIEL!!! HÄMSTERVIEL!!!!

If you want, I should accept the charges?

Gantu

Do I have a choice?

Nani

You're acting as though you haven't seen me in years!

Lilo

I haven't!

Nani

Listen, maybe I was a little too strict last night. You're growing up whether I like it or not.

Lilo

Forget about it. I think I'm perfectly happy being your baby sister for now.

Nani

[tickles Lilo] Who are you and what have you done with Lilo?

Lilo

Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older.

Nani

I just hope I understand you when I'm older.