Scenes with Nani 57
[Stitch is playing a poker game with Ritcher, Cannonball, Yin, and Yang, and Yang ends up winning with four aces, claiming a stack of cookies, as Lilo and Finder return home]
We really got Mertle good, didn't we?
Nani[getting herself ready for a date while putting on some earrings] Who got Mertle good?
Finder and me. Finder was a better show and tell than her boring old doll.
[sulks in disappointment] Oh.
Nani
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
[confused] What's gloating?
Nani
Gloating is when you're happy about being better than someone else, but in a mean way.
But Mertle does that all the time.
Nani
You wanna be like Mertle?
Nani
You want to go see what?!
Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.
Nani
But you didn't even see the first movie!
Only because you wouldn't take me!
Nani
Hello, you were 3?!
Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.
Nani
Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!
Nani
No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!
Nani
Whatever!
Nani
Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.
Nani
[to Stitch and Lilo; jeep beeps] Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies!
Nani?! But I... I... I--I didn't--
Nani
Didn't think I'd come by and check? Well, you were wrong!
[Back at the Pelekai house, Lilo, Stitch and Nani enter as the sisters argue]
Nani
I can't believe you disobeyed me! I said you couldn't see that movie!
How come you're always telling me what to do?!
Nani
Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.
I am NOT a baby! And you're not an adult! You're just a grown-up!
Nani
Whatever! I'm responsible for you, Lilo. That means I'm all about what's best for you. So what I say goes.
You mean like a dictator?!
Nani
Go to your rooftop dome!
[elevators up to her rooftop dome bedroom] I'm already there!
[Nani walks away, groaning in annoyed anger as Lilo screams in frustration]
[Stitch releases Babyfier, causing him to turn him, Nani, Jumba and Pleakley into infants; Lilo recaptures Babyfier]
Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!
[Lilo rushes out of the kitchen, but then stops to see Baby Jumba throwing eggs everywhere]
BJBaby Jumba
[laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!
Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.
[Lilo suddenly hears the dryer running]
BNBaby Nani
Playtime! Playtime!
[pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!
BPBaby Pleakley
I made oops in my pants.
[Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!
BPBaby Pleakley
I made more oops in my pants! [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]
I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!
[Baby Stitch launches the antidote into the sky, turning everyone in Kauai back to normal, including Nani]
You're back! Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.
Nani
[chuckles] Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying, when you raise a good kid.
Nani
Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Mummies!
Attack of the Bones?! Really?!
Nani
Yeah. I kinda forgot what it was like to be a kid. Now I remember. When you gotta see a scary movie, you gotta see a scary movie.
Nani
[enraged] LILO, YOU LOLO! [Stitch spits out Scrump and he and Lilo rush toward the window, pushing pillows in their faces] Lilo, Stitch! Yesterday, I told you no running around the house! So what do you do? You run around the house! Last week, I told you to clean your room! Is it clean? No! What's gonna be next with you?!
She almost made me drop my highly unstable container of uflasium.
Nani
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Uh, well, I ate breakfast like you asked, and I can prove it. [belches without saying "Excuse me" and Stitch laughs]
Nani
And you're supposed to say "Excuse me" when you burp! That does it, you two are grounded for 24 hours! [storms off]
[crossing her arms] What's the big deal? We didn't hurt anyone.
[Lilo, Stitch & Pleakley successfully capture Bonnie and Clyde despite Nani's warning not to leave the house]
Sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So... Are we off the hook?
[Nani looks at Officer Kahiko, who smiles at her]
Nani
Well, you were trying to do the right thing, and you did get the bad guys. So... yeah. You and me are cool.
KOfficer Kahiko
But, you and the municipality of Kokaua Town, that's another story.
[Lilo and Stitch are playing checkers]
Nani
LILO!!!
Uh-oh. Nanisaurus Rex is on the rampage again.
Nani
Look at these bills! $20 to fixed the window Stitch broke, $60 for the new door for the refrigerator, $200 for Mr. Koakini's broken gas grill?!
It was an emergency gas grilling situation. And we caught the experiment.
Nani
That's great, honey, but that's not gonna pay these bills and that means no hula lessons this month.
But I need my hula lessons. For self-esteen, personal growth, and development. See? [gestures to her trophy, which is broken in two] I--
Nani
Oh, no! He even broke...
My hula trophy. [Stitch uses his saliva to try to glue the pieces back togetherness, but they immediately fells off the piece]
Nani
[to Stitch and Lilo] Ok. That does it! I have had it up to here with the little blue wrecking ball.
[Lilo and Stitch return home]
[pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
You fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
Nani
Lilo, I'm home!
Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
Nani
Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
[a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
Nani
What happened?!
Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
[Nani faints; Stitch laughs]
[after Lilo and Stitch use combined air freshener to shrink Ploot down to normal size, Ploot finds his one true place by cleaning up the beach]
Pudge says mahalo for cleaning up his home. Oh, and it's gonna rain tomorrow afternoon.
Nani
Well, then I'm glad we could help out today.
LLifeguard
Hey, Lilo, this little guy is really helping clean up the beach.
[Ploot chirps happily]
That's great! Way to go, Ploot!
Combination of smelling sprays had very positive influence on his personality as well.
Yeah. He's cleaning up the trash but not spitting it out.
Y'know, now that this cove is clean, it could really use the refreshing scent of tropical ocean breeze!
But there already is a tropical ocean breeze.
How about cherry brownie cheesecake? How about pineapple springtime? Hibiscus heaven? Blueberry and mint?
Nani
Hurry up! Time for breakfast!
[Lilo and Stitch yawn and rub their eyes]
Nani
He had to drop Jumba off at the airport.
[shoves her spoon into her bowl of oatmeal] This is food?! [twangs her spoon]
Nani
It's oatmeal, very healthy.
[Stitch drops the whole bowl of oatmeal into his mouth, but immediately spits it out]
Where's the chocolate frosting? Or the marshmallows in the shape of robots?
Nani
Marshmallow robots are not part of a nutritious breakfast.
Pleakley lets me eat chocolate macadamia nut Candy Crunch for breakfast!
Nani
Lilo, I don't have time for this! I have to go to work!
Well, I don't have time to eat yucky food. [she and Stitch push their oatmeal away] Life is too short.
Nani
Here. Put a little honey on top. [Lilo takes the squeeze cap off the bottle and pours the honey into her bowl] I said a little! [swipes the bottle]
My sensitive taste buds need to be excited to work right!
Nani
Please!
I can't wait 'till Pleakley gets back tomorrow. He lets me eat junk.
Nani
Pleakley....!
[Pleakley returns home; Nani is still cooking]
Sorry I'm late, but that airport had great shopping! [gasps] What are you doing in my kitchen?! It looks is if you're... cooking!
Nani
Look, Pleakley, I appreciate you helping take care of Lilo, but she's been eating too much junkfood.
Junk?! I beg to differ! Lilo eats only the finest and most expensive breakfasts on the market, like sugar-frosted Pineapple Pops! Coco Nutty Sugar Roll-Ups! Choco-Maca Candybar Crunch! Just look at the faces of the happy healthy children on the box!
Nani
All of that stuff is junk! Lilo's a growing little girl, she needs to eat right. So, from now on, I'm making her nutritious meals in advance and leaving them in the freezer. All you have to do is make sure she eats them.
From now on, we're all eating healthy!
Nani
What's that noise?
[Nani shows something on Pleakley's head from inside his hat.]
Nani
Potato chips?!
Nani
Oh, aloha, Kumu. You here on a date?
Nani
So, how's hula class?
Okay… except Lilo rolled over Mertle Edmonds and her friends today and knocked them over.
Nani
She… rolled?
Like a bowling ball. Has she been eating okay? 'Cause she's about this big.
Nani
Even junk food can't do that. [picks up a phone]
[Nani successfully captures Frenchfry and saves Lilo and Stitch's lives]
You saved us! You're a super hero!
Nani
That's because I eat a nutritious breakfast every morning. You should try it some time.
Well... okay, but almost getting eaten has made me pretty tired. Can you roll me to bed?
Nani
You got it.
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