[After her interview with the vice president, Nani runs into her junior high school friends, Ellen and Lona]
[excited] What are you doing here?!
EEllen
We're on vacation, what else? We kept in touch unlike some people.
Sorry. High school was kinda lolo for me. You both look so great!
LLona
Well, you've sure got it goin' on, Ms. Vice President.
EEllen
Yes. I'm surrounded by success stories. And to think, I only married well.
LLona
You managed to stay here in Hawaii! That's awesome, girl! I mean, I love LA...
EEllen
But honestly, there's life beyond surfer boys and boogie boarding. Keep Kauai, just give me Park Avenue!
You live in New York? And in LA?
LLona
And you run this beautiful hotel. That must be a blast!
EEllen
Oh, and Lana's and business, too.
Lona I just own a little cosmetics company. Allen's life is all that. Yachting around the world.
A yacht?! You have a yacht?!
EEllen
Oh, please, it's a floating hotel, nothing to get all squishy about.
LLona
Oh, it's cool and you know it!
[after Retro turns Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Ellen, and Lona into cavepeople, Stitch captures him and finds the way to reverse the effect; Retro turns Ellen's yacht into a canoe]
The yacht, it's a canoe! Stitch, I can't afford to buy Ellen a new yacht!
[grabs Retro's tongue and then wraps it around the cavepeople, and then spanks Retro in the behind three times] One, two, three!
[Retro releases his tongue, turning Nani's friends and family back to normal]
EEllen
What just happened?
And why are we drifting toward very sharp rocks?
And why is there ham stuck in my teeth?
[after the group makes it safety to shore..]
So, I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I guess I just wanted you to think I was doing something more important with my life than teaching people how to use one of these.
LLona
What are you talking about? Using one of these saved our lives!
EEllen
I honestly don't care what you do for a living, Nani. At least you actually work.
LLona
We're just thrilled to see you, girl.
EEllen
So you rent water sports gear.
LLona
Well, what are we waiting for?
EEllen
Oh, Lana, must we?
LLona
Oh, come on, Ellen, we're on vacation!
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