CComputer
Experiment 029 activated. Primary function: king maker. Gives its wearer power of command over all living creatures.
Power of command, eh?
[Lilo and Stitch bring Experiment 029 home from allowing Gantu to capture him]
Let's see what we can figure out what you do so we can find your one true place. [searches him up on Jumba's computer] Here he is. "Experiment 029. Gives its wearer the power of command over all living creatures." I wonder what your one true place is.
LILO!!!!!!!! [enters the rooftop dome with yellow hair] Did you put lemonade in the shampoo bottle?!
Yep, it's cleansing and refreshing.
[Lilo and Stitch discover Checkers, who gives whoever dons him great power; as soon as Nani sees Lilo donning checkers, she treats her like a queen]
Okay, things are gonna be a little different around here. We're going to try some of my ideas for building a new ohana.
Of course, Your Majesty.
Here's my first decree: whereas Stitch doesn't like to eat broccoli.
Blech!
He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
Your wish is my command.
COCONUT CAKE!!! WOO-HOO!!!
And what about you my loyal subject?
Uh-uh. Naga. Cousin.
Oh, it's the "other experiments aren't affected" thing. Oh, well, this is still one cool cousin!
[after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]
My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!
Ih.
What did she do?
She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!
What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!
But your word is law, Highness.
Well, maybe it shouldn't be.
Uh-uh!
I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?
Yes.
[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.
[snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?
[under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?
Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!
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