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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 36

“Bonnie & Clyde (Experiments 149 & 150)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Bonnie & Clyde (Experiments 149 & 150)” · Season 1, Episode 36

In this episode: Lilo (5), Nani (2), Bonnie (2), Stitch (1), Jumba (1), Clyde (1)

[enraged] LILO, YOU LOLO! [Stitch spits out Scrump and he and Lilo rush toward the window, pushing pillows in their faces] Lilo, Stitch! Yesterday, I told you no running around the house! So what do you do? You run around the house! Last week, I told you to clean your room! Is it clean? No! What's gonna be next with you?!

She almost made me drop my highly unstable container of uflasium.

Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Uh, well, I ate breakfast like you asked, and I can prove it. [belches without saying "Excuse me" and Stitch laughs]

And you're supposed to say "Excuse me" when you burp! That does it, you two are grounded for 24 hours! [storms off]

[crossing her arms] What's the big deal? We didn't hurt anyone.

[Stitch is about to go out through the window]

Keetooka naga!

Where are you going? [grabs Stitch's ankle]

Keetooka naga!

We can't leave! We're grounded!

Maka maka, sasa!

I don't care if it's a free country! Nani would roast us! And I don't care if we should be able to do whatever we wanna do whenever we wanna do it. We can't leave. So... So... What are you waiting for?! Help me up!

[Lilo and Stitch track down Bonnie and Clyde into an abandoned factory]

We've got you cornered, cousins!

Reeeaaally? I think it's us got the drop on you, cuz!

[Stitch growls at her]

Whoa, there, blue boy. One of Jumba's, huh?

Hi, I'm Lilo, and this is Stitch. He's your cousin. This is how it works: I turn you from bad to good, and find the one place where you belong, so you don't end up with Gantu.

Waddya you know about Gantu?

We know everything about him. He's a stinky-head. And he tries to get our experiments, but he's really lame. So even when he catches them and takes them back to his ship, we can usually rescue him.

You've broken into his ship?

Sure, lots of times.

No kiddin'! Hey, I'm being rude! Come in, come in! I'm 349 and he's 350. Welcome to our domicile.

What are you doing?! You showin'em our hideout! I don't think--

How many times I gotta tell ya?! Leave the tinkin' to me! Those two goody-goodies are gonna help us brake into that very high-tech, very valuable spaceship!

[after Lilo, Stitch, Bonnie and Clyde narrowly escape Gantu's ship]

I gotta hand it to you kid, that was quite the escape. You two got great criminal minds.

When did we cross the big fat line from "having fun" to "being great criminal minds"?

[Lilo, Stitch & Pleakley successfully capture Bonnie and Clyde despite Nani's warning not to leave the house]

Sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So... Are we off the hook?

[Nani looks at Officer Kahiko, who smiles at her]

Well, you were trying to do the right thing, and you did get the bad guys. So... yeah. You and me are cool.

KOfficer Kahiko

But, you and the municipality of Kokaua Town, that's another story.

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