Scenes with Gantu 83
[Gantu is continuing telling his childhood story to 625]
GantuThen, when I was 12, I was excluded from peer group's parties.
6625
Let me stop your there. I understand your problem.
Gantu
You do?
6625
It's obvious: your life is a boring failure! I wouldn't wanna be you, either! All you do is whine "It's all the trog's fault!"
Gantu
You said you wanted to hear it!
6625
I didn't it would be so tedious!
Gantu
Daddy always said to trust no one. Why haven't I learned?!
6625
Don't you feel better now?
[with the help of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, Gantu has succeeded in capturing all four Stitches; he rings a bell for 625, nothing happens]
Gantu
Ahem! I rang the bell!
6625
You can forget it! I'm not coming out!
Gantu
Fine! Plasmoid?
[Plasmoid readies a shot from his tail]
6625
Alright, alright! [comes out dressed as a butler] Happy now?
Gantu
I want you to make a victory feast for my brave warriors.
6625
'Kay. Victory feast. With or without crust?
[Lilo tricks Gantu into using Dupe to clone a hundred of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, making them too weak against the Pleakley clones while she merges all 4 Stitches back into the original]
Gantu
I don't understand. My army, they're so weak! You tricked me!
Yep. It's a side effect. United you stand, but divided you're a whole mess of weaklings.
[Lilo and Stitch go to the carnival; Gantu and 625 are also at the carnival; Gantu is failing at the ring toss game]
Gantu
Stupid ring toss game! Must be rigged to prevent my winningǃ
6625
I didn't have a problem. [holding up his stuffed elephant] And I finally have something interesting to talk to. Ain't that right, Mr. Puffles? [hugs the elephant]
Gantu
[throws and misses a bottle again] Oh, poo! Why did we come to this primitive Earth recreation area anyway?
6625
Hey, to see that! [runs towards the World's Largest Sandwich display] A sandwich to end all sandwiches! The world record-holder in loaf size, meat density, and mayo per square inch! Oh, I gotta taste!
Gantu
[grabs 625] Stop it! We're trying to blend in on this planet!
6625
Just one bite! ONE BITE!
Gantu
Even your big mouth couldn't bite that monstrosity!
6625
I'm willing to die trying!
[Angel sneaks back into Gantu's ship]
6625
Hello, hotcakes! I thought you went the whole "captured-by-the-little-girl-and-turned-good" route.
Gantu
Ha! Shows how much you know! She's right on schedule.
6625
"On schedule"? You mean, you actually planned all this? The whole chase? Losing the experiment? You slipping on the coconuts and falling on your keister? All of it?!
Gantu
Well, the keister part was... improvised. All is going according to plan. The trog's household is infiltrated and Jumba's database compromised. Contact with the other repurposed experiments begins... tomorrow!
[Angel smiles evilly]
Gantu! I'm sending Experiment 010 back to you! He's driving me bananas!
Gantu
No! Please! I--
And no fishy-lip whining or complaining or making with the "Please, don't send it back!"
Gantu
But-- Very well.
6625
You do have fishy lips, you know.
[Gantu has just finished cleaning up his ship]
Gantu
There, finally got the place clean.
6625
Uh-uh-uh! You missed a spot! The entire kitchen!
Gantu
[sighs, notices a wrapped box outside the ship] Say... [pulls out the tag] "Best wishes from Lilo and Stitch." [opens the box to reveal Felix] Experiment 010! You're back! We never should've let you go!
[Gantu takes Felix into the ship]
Gantu
625, look, it's-- Hey, what's he doing?
6625
I don't know, but I don't like it.
[Felix messes up the ship]
Gantu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Lilo and Stitch defeat Gantu by making him contract Poxy]
6625
Amazing! You've finally caught an experiment!
Gantu
I didn't want to catch it like this. These pimples itch! How come you're not sick?
6625
Chicken soup salad sandwiches!
Gantu
Can I have one?
6625
Sorry. Outta bread again.
Gantu
I hate this planet.
[Gantu is listening to a self-motivating CD]
IInstructor
And in order to achieve success, you must never accept failure. Tell yourself that you are a door!
Gantu
I am a door.
IInstructor
Louder! Make you mama proud!
Gantu
I AM A DOOR!!
6625
Hey, doo-boy, could you keep it down? I'm trying to savor a salami sub in here.
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 258 activated. Primary function: sonic annoyance.
Gantu
Hmmm.... "Drives people mad by sampling sounds and repeating them in an endless grating rhythm. 625, today I will be successful. I'm ordering you to not let me back in the ship unless I have captured that experiment. Remember, no matter what I say, no matter how much I implore you, do not let me back in unless I've captured the experiment.
6625
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. That'll work.
Gantu
I heard that!
[Merwin and Dean chase Lilo and Stitch after they grab Sample]
So, thought you could hide, huh? Sorry, kids, this little alien is...
Gantu
Mine!
DDean
And he's big! Outer-space big!
Forget these little guys! Let's bag him!
Okeetaka! [he and Lilo run off with Sample]
[Merwin and Dean corner Gantu]
Gantu
Out of my way, Earth forms!
DDean
[pointing his stick at Gantu] Hold it right there, alien!
Gantu
A plasma-converting pulse cannon 9000 series. The most feared weapon in the galaxy! Only one known counter-measure: RUN!!! [runs away]
That alien totally thinks your ray gun is real. What's it made of?
DDean
Toilet paper rolls and aluminum foil.
[Gantu runs back to his ship and bangs on the entrance]
Gantu
625, open the door!
6625
Uh, where's the experiment?
Gantu
What?!
6625
Sorry, squidly. Can't let you in without the experiment. Hey, your orders.
Gantu
By the fires of the planet Krimlatt, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR--
I think he went that way.
[Gantu captures Stitch and Sample and heads to the Alien Convention with Merwin and Dean]
Gantu, you can't let'em take you to the Alien Convention! They'll tell everybody you're an alien!
Gantu
Correction, they'll tell everybody you're aliens.
Gantu
And I made a new deal. I affect your capture, you two appear in the alien demonstration of the convention, and they and then they hand 258 over to me.
Gantu
Quiet, trog, or he'll turn that plasma cannon on you!
Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!
[the curtain rises to reveal Gantu who failed to capture Stitch and Sample]
Gantu
But we had a deal!
Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.
Gantu
Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!
Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!
Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.
See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.
[Lilo appears]
Stop it! [The scuffle caused her doll to break] Now she's gonna get surgery again. [to Nani and Stitch] You're both grounded! [both babies cried] This is all your fault! [?] Oh, no! Not Gantu! NOT NOW!! It's nap time!
Gantu
?
No! Leave it alone, you big dummy!
[Gantu captures Babyfier]
6625
A baby-making experiment? Hey, aren't humans capable of doing that that all by themselves?
Gantu
No, no, no. It turns grownups into babies.
Gantu
Yes, babies! Hey, I'm feeling a little peckish. How about making me a... [Babyfier has been released from the container] Hey, how'd you get out?! [Babyfier outmaneuvers Gantu and turns him into an infant, who begins to waddle around giggling]
6625
Sorry, G, I couldn't resist. I always wondered out like a guppy or a tadpole. Turns out you were just a smaller kind of ugly. Whoah! Aerial attack! [625 narrowly dodges Babyfier and tricks it into going up the elevator where it escapes]
GANTU!!! Did my hamster eyes just see what I thought they saw?! The escape of yet another valuable experiment?! And why are you acting like a baby, you incompetent, lazy, oh-so-smelly, fish-footed--
[Baby Gantu cries; 625 runs up to comfort him]
6625
Hey, lighten up, Dr. H, will ya? Little Googoo here hasn't had his nap yet.
No, no, no! There will be no napping-apping babies! I want my experiments! So get going! GO, GO, GO!!!! [625 dashes out of the ship carrying Baby Gantu in a baby stroller] NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
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