Pleakley quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Pleakley

I know I could use some practice, but if you need a substitute evil genius again, I...

Jumba

Oh, no! You are like 626, best made for one true purpose.

Pleakley

You mean being a high-ranking official in the Galactic Alliance?

Jumba

No, I mean disguising self like ugly Earth female! [laughs] "Official!"

Lilo

What are you watching?

Pleakley

America's Gushiest Home Love Stories. Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade video documentation of their absurd courtship rituals. It's absolutely fascinating!

Stitch

Blah! Love icky!

Lilo

Ah, come on, Stitch. You gotta believe in love.

Pleakley

Lilo's right. Just you wait. Someday, you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes. Who finds your little quirks just oh-so adorable.

Stitch

Ah, kachaka!

Jumba

Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.

Lilo

I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.

Stitch

Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]

Lilo

You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!

Jumba

Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.

Lilo

So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.

Pleakley

I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!

Lilo

But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.

Pleakley

Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!

Lilo

Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?

Jumba

If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.

Felix

Dirty!

Pleakley

Laundry pressed and starched, linoleum buffed to a blinding polish. Ah, it doesn't get any better.

Lilo

Pleakley, your "soulmate" just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.

Pleakley

Salty sea junk? Who cares?

Lilo

And it chucked out Stitch's bed!

Pleakley

Worm-eaten pineapple crate? So what?

Jumba

I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses. Has anyone seen my petri dish cultures?

Pleakley

Care for the common cold? Better off without out!

Felix

Dirty!

Lilo

[smug] Trashy old sewing machine? Who needs it?

Pleakley

Yeah. Just a heap of scrap metal... [snaps out of it] WAIT!!! That's not trash! It's retro! IT'S RETROOOOO!!!!

Jumba

Presenting 010.2, the upgrade. Reversed polarity, so is no longer obsessively neat.

Lilo

Well... Let's try him out. [pours some cereal on the floor]

Pleakley

Oh, what price science.

Jumba

[chuckles] See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.

Lilo

Hey, what's he doing?

Jumba

I'm evil genius, not fortune teller.

Lilo

Now Felix in an Oscar, a total dirt freak!

Felix

Dirty, dirty, dirty! [Stitch shoves him into a container]

Jumba

Interesting. Perhaps I have reversed polarity tiniest bit too much.

Pleakley

Gee, ya think?!

Pleakley

Oh, the pain, the torment, [burps] the acid reflex. Help me....

Lilo

Pleakley?! What happened to you?

Stitch

[sniff's Pleakley's feet] Ah! Stinky!

Lilo

Wow. You're covered in purple pimples.

Pleakley

And my eye's swelled, and I'm burping uncontrollably.

Lilo

[thinks a bit] No problem. We'll fix you.

Lilo

Okay, we're ready!

Pleakley

[nervously] Ready? [burps] Ready for what?

Lilo

To operate!

Stitch

[pulls out a chainsaw] Tooki bah wah bah!

Jumba

Okey-dokey. Is simple plan. I use reducer ray to shrink 626 to microscopic teeny-tiny size. Then pilot ex-buggy inside Pleakley and capture 222.

Lilo

Hey, how'd you get the buggy in here?

Jumba

Oh, simple: cup opener- It's not important. What is important is...

Lilo

THAT I DRIVE!!!

Jumba

You make joke! This is no job for to little girl!

Stitch

Yana poola! Ichi boh boh!

Jumba

Lilo drives.

Lilo

YAY!!

Pleakley

Oh, you're gonna let the little girl drive around MY INSIDES?!?

Jumba

What could I do? There is no arguing with "ichi boh boh", hmm?

Jumba

Is my hair on straight?

Pleakley

That's better, but you don't need it. I feel completely at home here.

Jumba

Ha! You say. I think you are sticking out like sore thumb.

Pleakley

Greetings, fellow aliens!

Jumba

Then again, maybe is my that is sticking and soring.

Greetings, aliens and spacemen. Can I have your attention? Right on this stage, for a second year in a row, Merwin and Dean and their real live aliens from outer space! Space... space.. space...

[sarcastically] Oh, this oughta be good.

Pleakley

What's so special about aliens? We're all real live aliens here!

[fake cough] What a geek!

Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!

Gantu

But we had a deal!

Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.

Gantu

Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!

Pleakley

Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!

Jumba

Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.

Lilo

See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.

Lilo

Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!

[laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!

Lilo

Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.

Playtime! Playtime!

Lilo

[pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!

I made oops in my pants.

Lilo

[Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!

I made more oops in my pants! [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]

Lilo

I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!

Ach! Too many peoples. Must clear room somehow.

Oops!

Lilo

Coconuts, avocados, wow he really likes to bat things around.

Stitch

Mmmm, guacamole!

Jumba

Experiment 608 will swat at many different things. In addition to deflecting airborne projectiles launched at enemies, he is also programmed to swat away balls, toys and fruit thrown over fence by annoying neighbor children.

Lilo

He hits balls? Tomorrow, Lilo's Lasers hit the practice field! We're gonna beat Mertle's team yet!

Pleakley

Ooh, for the rematch, will we be the home team or the away team? Because according to my research, the home team wears a white uniform while the...

Lilo

Uh... You know what, Pleakley? It's just practice. And you're so good already, that you don't have to come.

Pleakley

[hurt] Oh, okay, thanks.

Lilo

Pleakley, I just wanna say thanks for being loyal to me. It made me realize I should've support you when you were on my baseball team.

Pleakley

Oh, I don't blame you one little bit. I was awful at baseball!

Lilo

It doesn't matter. Loyalty to your friends is way more important than winning. It's even more important than a stack of Elvis records.

Pleakley

Please, I'm getting all teary.

Lilo

You didn't tell us you can play B-ball though.

Pleakley

It turns out that Earth basketball is is virtually identical to Priznolaprack on my home planet. I was a four-time Priznolaprack grand champion.

Lilo

Well, thanks to you, we got to keep Slugger, and help him find his one true place.

Pleakley

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. The money-making miracle of the ages! [pulls off the tarp to reveal a lemonade stand sign] Ta-da...lemonade!

Lilo

That's it? That's your big idea? A lemonade stand?

Pleakley

Lemonade stands appear on all your Earth cartoons, and every situation comedy ever written. It's brilliant! Cliche but brilliant! What do you think? [Lilo leaves] Lilo?