Merwin quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

We're here to see the something.

If you guys are alien hunters, why are you dressed like aliens?

Well, we're going to an alien's convention, and so my mom made me these costumes out of her old trailer on...

[elbows Dean] Infiltrate and assimilate, ma'am. These costumes allow us to walk among the E.T.'s undetected.

So, thought you could hide, huh? Sorry, kids, this little alien is...

Gantu

Mine!

Another one!

And he's big! Outer-space big!

Forget these little guys! Let's bag him!

Stitch

Okeetaka! [he and Lilo run off with Sample]

Gantu

Out of my way, Earth forms!

[pointing his stick at Gantu] Hold it right there, alien!

Gantu

A plasma-converting pulse cannon 9000 series. The most feared weapon in the galaxy! Only one known counter-measure: RUN!!! [runs away]

That alien totally thinks your ray gun is real. What's it made of?

Toilet paper rolls and aluminum foil.

Cool!

Gantu

625, open the door!

Uh, where's the experiment?

Gantu

What?!

Sorry, squidly. Can't let you in without the experiment. Hey, your orders.

Gantu

By the fires of the planet Krimlatt, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR--

I think he went that way.

Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!

Gantu

But we had a deal!

Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.

Gantu

Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!

Pleakley

Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!

Jumba

Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.

Lilo

See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.