[Lilo and Stitch capture 010 after it cleans up the beach]
Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.
I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.
Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]
You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!
Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.
I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!
But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.
Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!
Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?
If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.
[Unbeknownst to the other characters, Felix shoots a laser out of his nose, vaporizing a fly]
FelixDirty!
[Pleakley has grown attached to Felix ever since he cleaned up the house]
Laundry pressed and starched, linoleum buffed to a blinding polish. Ah, it doesn't get any better.
Pleakley, your "soulmate" just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.
Salty sea junk? Who cares?
And it chucked out Stitch's bed!
Worm-eaten pineapple crate? So what?
I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses. Has anyone seen my petri dish cultures?
Care for the common cold? Better off without out!
[Felix comes in and sniffs Pleakley's sewing machine]
Felix
Dirty!
[smug] Trashy old sewing machine? Who needs it?
Yeah. Just a heap of scrap metal... [snaps out of it] WAIT!!! That's not trash! It's retro! IT'S RETROOOOO!!!!
[Felix sucks up the sewing machine through his nose and shoots into the trash]
[Felix has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba trapped in their own house]
Uh-oh. I am just remembering: I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.
[sarcastically] Great. Now you remember. So what was the flaw?
Logic problem in 010's third function: anticeptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth, which is what he sees us as. Filthy huge germs to anticeptisize.
That's something like taking a bath, right?
Yes, like taking a bath. The last bath you'll ever take!
[Lilo gasps in fright]
Felix
Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!
[Jumba has just finished making modifications on Felix]
Presenting 010.2, the upgrade. Reversed polarity, so is no longer obsessively neat.
Well... Let's try him out. [pours some cereal on the floor]
[chuckles] See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
[Lilo smashes the cereal by jumping on it; Felix hops over to the mess and takes a deep breath]
I'm evil genius, not fortune teller.
[Felix blows the mess with his nose, making an entire mess of the kitchen]
Now Felix in an Oscar, a total dirt freak!
Felix
Dirty, dirty, dirty! [Stitch shoves him into a container]
Interesting. Perhaps I have reversed polarity tiniest bit too much.
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