Scenes with Stitch 122
[Stitch tests out Slugger's batting skills by throwing avocados at him]
Coconuts, avocados, wow he really likes to bat things around.
[Slugger accidentally splats and avocado on a picture, which Stitch licks clean]
StitchMmmm, guacamole!
Experiment 608 will swat at many different things. In addition to deflecting airborne projectiles launched at enemies, he is also programmed to swat away balls, toys and fruit thrown over fence by annoying neighbor children.
He hits balls? Tomorrow, Lilo's Lasers hit the practice field! We're gonna beat Mertle's team yet!
Ooh, for the rematch, will we be the home team or the away team? Because according to my research, the home team wears a white uniform while the...
Uh... You know what, Pleakley? It's just practice. And you're so good already, that you don't have to come.
[Mertle agrees to give Gantu Slugger in exchange for him being in her team]
Hey, Weirdlo! Ready to meet your doom?
We're going to destroy you.
You're cheating! You put Gantu on your team!
So? You have a new player, too!
Then let's sweeten the bet: Whoever wins, gets him! [points to Slugger]
Slugger?! I bet I know whose idea that is. [looks up at Gantu, chuckling evilly] You're on! I'll even have you first at bat.
Who said we were playing baseball? I thought we'd play basketball this time.
You did say any time, any place, any game!
Stitch
Ih. You did.
But I... I didn't mean to!
[Stitch tricks Hämsterviel by smashing a floorboard on his disguise]
Stitch
Stitch good?
Very good! Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing.
[Lilo and Stitch return home]
Stitch
[pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
You fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
[a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
[Nani faints; Stitch laughs]
[Stitch uses Drowsy to help Lilo fall asleep, but now Lilo can't wake up; Stitch puts sunglasses on Lilo and uses her sleeping body as a puppet to do her errands]
Ah, Lilo! Just in time for some processed grain with dehydrated fruity bits.
Stitch
[imitates Lilo] Uh, not for me. Stitch. [normal voice] Naga. Naga ti chita. [imitates Lilo] Okay! Um... bye! [drags Lilo to Mrs. Hasagawa's fruit stand]
WHERE IS EXPERIMENT 360?!?
What?! It didn't just get up and walk away!
[they both see Drowsy walking past them with a blanket covering himself]
Eh, I should use less starch in the laundry?
Is not laundry! Is my experiment!
[after Stitch successfully uses Lilo as a puppet to perform her hula dance]
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen! Unique! Daring! Original! You're Nani's sister, aren't you? [hands Stitch a card] I could use your help. A very important guest is coming here tomorrow, and I'd like you to be our aloha greeter at the airport.
Stitch
But--
I will not take no for an answer! I'm gonna be late for the meeting! Here's the info, good luck!
Stitch
Oh, shoota!
Good work, today, class. But before you go, I have a reminder: Tomorrow is the Ohana-rama Trivia Championship. And this year, we have an outstanding grand prize. [hands fliers to Lilo and the hula girls]
Oh, goody. I get a prize!
And what makes you think your family's gonna win, Mertle?
It's a brand new computer! [the girls squeal in delight] So brush up on your trivia!
But you already have a computer!
Three, actually. That's why I'm a child progidy.
I bet Lilo's not smart enough to even have a computer.
I have advanced alien technology computers. And then there's my dog. He knows molecular physics!
[Stitch dashes away and back, showing his model of DNA strand made of bamboo shoots and coconuts]
Stitch
Bark, bark!
I always knew you were dense, Lilo, but I didn't know you could be outsmarted by a dog.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
But I know one thing for sure: If your family is half as thick as you are, you don't stand a chance at the Ohana-Rama.
[Stitch has successfully captured Experiment 319; unfortunately, he was pricked by a quill and is acting goofy]
Jumba, why aren't you affected by Spike?
Experiment 319. I'm calling him Spike.
Name is all too appropriate. But to answer question, even Jumba's superior alien bottom is not immune to spiky spikes.
Then how come you're not acting dopey like Stitch?
Stitch
La-la-la.... La-la-la...
Ah, for because Jumba designed Experiment 319 to take normally intelligent planetary population, and increase silly goof factor by 99%, leaving only 1% clever.
So, even 1% Jumba brains is super genius. [laughs]
This is getting serious, Stitch. We're gonna have to do something before we all starve.
Stitch
Hmm. [opens the drawer and takes out an experiment pod] Ha ha!
Huh. Guess he had his own stash.
I wonder what it does. [looks up Experiment 062 on Jumba's computer] "Experiment 062. Primary function: prepare delectable and irresistible meals." [gasps] It's perfect!
[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley activate Experiment 062 who cooks them a gigantic meal of burgers, fries, pizzas, and ice cream]
Stitch
Deep fried!
[the trio begins to chow down on the food; unbeknownst to them, they rapidly gain weight]
These are the best french fries ever! I'm gonna call you Frenchfry!
I'd like some lemonade please.
Uh... one glass of lemonade coming right up. Stitch? [Stitch jumps out of the lemonade bowl and starts changing color] I'm sorry. My dog drank all the lemonade.
[Stitch turns orange]
Oh, he's turning my favorite color!
Hey, orange is my favorite color, too!
Really? Most girls like pink.
[at that moment, Stitch turns pink, making the girls laugh]
I have to stop talking to you now.
'Cause after your vacation, you'll just leave with your family like all the others. So, even though I take pictures of tourists, I don't see them socially. It's a defense mechanism.
But I'm not a tourist. I just moved here.
Moved? Okay, I can talk to you. I'm Lilo.
Hi, Lilo. So... do you take hula?
Are you kidding? Hula is my life!
I'm starting hula class tomorrow. Maybe I'll see you there.
Stitch
Ih!
Okay, well, bye... I mean, aloha.
[Lilo is hurt after Mertle told Victoria that she's weird]
Lilo, you haven't eaten a thing. And I made your favorite: Chocolate Green Bean Surprise!
There is hardly any radioactivity this time.
Ah, relax! I'm joking! Mostly...
Well, Lilo didn't think it was funny, and I didn't, either!
Please! Little girl is sad because you managed to ruin perfectly good chocolate with disgusting green beanses.
I'm not sad because of the food. I'm sad because I almost made a friend that doesn't think I'm weird, and Mertle ruined it.
Whoo! Thank goodness! I thought it was something serious, like my green bean recipe! Uh... I mean, you almost made a friend today? That's nice.
Everybody thinks I'm weird. Mertle, and Yuki, Teresa, and Elena. I thought maybe Victoria thought I was normal and be my friend.
It's never too late to make a friend. You just need to reach out to her, and show her you can be a friend right back.
I guess I can throw a welcome party for her.
Did you say party?! I'm all about parties! What's the theme?
I've got a theme: Lilo's Not Weird.
Hmm, "Lilo's Not Weird". I'm not sure that's a good theme, because objectively, you are pretty... [Lilo glares at him] Pretty! You are so pretty! Oh, so pretty, and witty! So, "Lilo's Not Weird" is the theme then. I have some great non-weird recipes. Oh! And we can supplies from the exciting new super store just outside of town. They have incredible party platters with incredible prices!
It's official! We're throwing a party!
Stitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[while running errand's for Victoria's party, Lilo and Stitch find capture Swapper, who swaps their bodies shortly afterward]
LSLilo/Stitch
What happened? How come I'm you?
LSLilo/Stitch
But... I can't be you for the party! That would be so not normal! Make him swap us back, Stitch.
SLStitch/Lilo
[stands up Swapper's container] Ahem. Kemike twan toka?
[Swapper blows a raspberry at Stitch, infuriating him to punch the container; unfortunately, since Lilo's body isn't as strong as Stitch's, the only thing that occurred was Stitch's hand hurting]
SLStitch/Lilo
[holding right hand] Ow, aw, ooh!
LSLilo/Stitch
Stitch, you can't try to break stuff when you're me. I'm not built for mayhem and destruction. We gotta talk to Jumba. But... if we go back now, we won't have time to shop for the party. We're gonna have to split up to do our chores.
SLStitch/Lilo
Oh.... Okeetaka!
[after failing to buy the party platters, Lilo checks on Stitch at the beauty parlor]
LSLilo/Stitch
Stitch, the theme of the party is "Lilo's Not Weird". I can't show up with that hair, because that hair is weird. [points to Stitch's hairstyle, which is a wild blue Mohawk]
SLStitch/Lilo
Sorry. All my fault.
LSLilo/Stitch
It's okay. I'll just wear a hat and serve peanut butter and jelly because there's no party platter. Just as long as we get our own bodies back.
Oh, no! Lilo's switched bodies?! Not again?! [???] What's wrong with bodies?! I'll call the hospital!
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Swapper]
Well, well, well! Experiment 355, we meet again.
[Swapper's eyes glow, but Jumba quickly covers the container with a towel]
Uh, uh, uh! None of your tricky trickiness with Jumba. Jumba likes evil genius brain.
LSLilo/Stitch
We kinda figured out what his power is. He's a brain-swapper, right?
He once swapped me and wife for an entire month.
LSLilo/Stitch
You must've learned a lot about each other.
Oh, yeah. Now she's ex-wife. [chuckles] Long story, don't ask.
LSLilo/Stitch
We've gotta get him to swap us back.
355 will swap you back when he is good and ready. Has mind of his own. [laughs] "Mind of his own." Is funny, no?
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