Scenes with Lilo 229
Ah! 199! One of my favorites.
LiloSays here he... "digs up dirt"?
Not to be taken literally. 199 is like spy, designed to get nose into everybody's business.
[walks in holding a book] Look what I found!
Lilo
My secret catalog of local vampires. I've been looking for that everywhere.
Found it under 626's pillow!
[Lilo glares at Stitch, who then glares at Nosy]
[chuckles] You see? 199 is very nosy.
Lilo
Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him?
Why else? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets. 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip, no?
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Lilo
Hey, Keoni.
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
Lilo
Oh, no.
[Lilo and Stitch find Experiment 158]
Lilo
He sure is a cute little fella.
Lilo
But not as cute as you, Stitch. Now, we just have to figure out what he can do.
[dashes in] Has anyone seen my keys?! I am so late! My boss is gonna fire me so hard. [opens Stitch's mouth] Did you eat them?!
[158 dashes into the kitchen and sniffs around a bit, and then honks and points at the fridge]
Oh, I don't have time for this! Lilo! Your experiment's hungry!
[opens the fridge and grabs Nani's keys] Egata! Haka!
My keys! [realizes] What were they doing in the fridge?
Lilo
Wow! He must be able to find things. I'm gonna name you Finder. I bet Finder's even better and finding stuff than you, Stitch.
[Stitch growls angrily and then dashes into the living room and rips up the couch, pulling out some items and showing them to Lilo]
Lilo
Paper clip, nail file, 14 cents, and a... [pulls out a piece of paper] Jury duty summons.
[snatches the paper] That's mine.
[Stitch is playing a poker game with Ritcher, Cannonball, Yin, and Yang, and Yang ends up winning with four aces, claiming a stack of cookies, as Lilo and Finder return home]
Lilo
We really got Mertle good, didn't we?
[getting herself ready for a date while putting on some earrings] Who got Mertle good?
Lilo
Finder and me. Finder was a better show and tell than her boring old doll.
[sulks in disappointment] Oh.
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
Lilo
[confused] What's gloating?
Gloating is when you're happy about being better than someone else, but in a mean way.
Lilo
But Mertle does that all the time.
You wanna be like Mertle?
Lilo
No.
[Stitch is in the animal shelter after failing to catch Hämsterviel at Mertle's house]
Lilo
Stitch? Stitch, what were you doing at Mertle's?
Lilo
You were trying to find Hämsterviel without us? But why? [Stitch sees Finder and growls at him] Oh. 'Cause you wanted to find him before Finder did. [guilty] I guess I kinda made you feel inferior, huh? Stitch, you're number one at so many things. You shouldn't be upset if you aren't number one at everything.
Lilo
Besides, Finder made a mistake. Hämsterviel's not at Mertle's.
[Stitch chuckles, knowing otherwise]
[Stitch pulls on a panel in Gantu's ship, causing it to crash land]
Now I won't be able to deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman!
GCGrand Councilwoman
No need to worry about that. I came to you. Guards? [her guards go into Gantu's ship to take Hämsterviel]
I fulfilled my part of the bargain. I caught Hämsterviel! Where is my reward?
GCGrand Councilwoman
I suppose you do...
Lilo
Where's Mertle?!
GCGrand Councilwoman
What is a... Mertle?
Lilo
She's a little girl, like me. Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Gantu] Is this true?
Oh, uh, I'm not sure. I haven't really looked. I suppose it's possible.
GCGrand Councilwoman
So, you put an innocent girl in danger. [sighs] You always did have a problem with ethics. My offer is therefore rescinded.
[the Grand Councilwoman's guards carry Hämsterviel to her ship]
Let me go, you wretched olive-shaped woman with backwards legs!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Lilo] The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Lilo
Yeah. I only wish I knew what happened to... [hears a whirring sound] Stitch!
[Stitch holds onto to a hovering Finder and lands on the ground; Lilo runs up to Stich and they hug]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Experiment 626, if anyone deserves a reward for finding Dr. Hämsterviel, it is you.
[guilty] Hmm... Finder did it.
[Finder honks happily]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr. Hämsterviel, but without your courage and daring, he would not have been apprehended. But it's good of you to share the credit.
[Lilo and Stitch captures Slushy and brings him back to the house, which has just thawed out]
Finally! The sun is back, and so are you! You must've caught the little snow monster.
Lilo
His name is Slushy.
Oh, thank the kings of Groovplok 5! No more of that freezing cold snow! It's awful! Just awful!
Eh, actually it's not awful enough. Only makes everything cold and wet. No, not very evil at all.
Lilo
But it makes snow, and that's good. You can slide on it, throw it at each other, even make snow zombies out of it. So... wanna try it with me?
SJStitch, Jumba and Pleakley
No!
Lilo
Well, fine! Go inside! I am gonna play in the snow! [lets Slushy out of his container] Alright, Slushy. Do your stuff! But only for my house!
[Slushy uses his ice breath to make it snow all over Lilo's house]
[Gantu captures Slushy and makes him freeze Kauai over]
Lilo
Good thing you like snow now, huh, Stitch?
Indeed! Experiment 523 works better than ever dreamed! If ice spewing continues, entire island would be transformed from tropical paradise to frozen tundra forever! Is very evil after all! [laughs maniacally but then stops to see Lilo and Stitch glaring at him] Oh, right. Not big fans of evil. Sorry!
[Lilo and Stitch take Dupe to their house]
Hmm, here is experiment I have not been seeing in a long time.
Lilo
What does it do?
Experiment 344 is duplicator. It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything. Designed to make infinite number of weapons. [Stitch looks at Dupe's antenna while having a lollipop] Careful of the antenna, 626. You might duplicate yourself.
Oh, yeah! [uses Dupe's antenna to clone a lollipop for Lilo and then makes him clone an entire stack of cakes so he could chow down]
Lilo
Cool! All the lollipops you can eat! [tastes her lollipop] Mmm, good... but there's something different. Is this low-cal?
Yes. Experiment 344 was failure. Duplicates were not as powerful as original.
[Stitch finishes off the stack of cakes]
Lilo
Better watch out, Stitch, or you'll lose your girlish figure.
Eh, actually, no. Duplicates have less than original of everything, including fat and calories.
[barges in dressed as a park ranger] Hold everything! As official adult guardian of your slumber party tonight, I don't want that thing wreaking havoc! Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I'm not letting her down! I got everything planned: pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00, aromatherapy facial's at 8 bells, gossiping about boys will be sprinkled about as spontaneous intervals.
Lilo
What about light as a feather, stiff as a board?
Hmm, inducing levitation. Shouldn't take longer than a half hour. I'll pencil ya in at 6:30.
[Lilo accidentally clones Stitch with Dupe after wanting more friends; she takes the clones to her hula class]
Lilo
Hey, guys. I missed you at my slumber party.
We have a scheduling conflict.
Lilo
That's okay. Let me introduce you to my new friends. [the three Stitches clean their noses with their tongues]
Lilo
By the way, I'm having another slumber party tonight, with a levitation.
Lilo
Yep. Only this time, you're not invited. Right, guys?
ATAll three Stitches
YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Lilo
It's good to have a posse.
[Lilo tricks Gantu into using Dupe to clone a hundred of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, making them too weak against the Pleakley clones while she merges all 4 Stitches back into the original]
I don't understand. My army, they're so weak! You tricked me!
Lilo
Yep. It's a side effect. United you stand, but divided you're a whole mess of weaklings.
[Lilo and Stitch are trying to find a device in order to make Stitch bigger so he could be tall enough to go on the rides; Pleakley comes in after baking a pineapple shortcake]
Lilo
Stitch wants Jumba's help.
He's off-planet, doing his community service. He's a convicted evil genius, you know! But maybe I can help.
Lilo
See... Stitch is looking for evil genius help, not Pleakley help.
Hey! I can do more than cook and clean, you know! I was trained in Galactic Alliance Community College! I would make a perfectly acceptable substitute evil genius.
Lilo
Well... okay. Stitch thinks he needs to be bigger. I think he's wrong, but...
Hmm... A little conundrum of molecular resizefication, eh?
[while Lilo and Pleakley try to shrink Stitch back to normal size, Shortstuff comes in and sabotages the size ray, making him grow to a humongous size and terrorize Kokaua Town]
Lilo
Okay, we gotta get everyone back to normal size.
But we can't possibly shrink 297 now! We need an extension cord of impossible length! Oh, how will we stop that monstrosity?! How, I ask?!
[holds out the size ray] Meega bigger!
Hmm.... fight bigger with bigger, eh? So, instead of one giant monster, we'll have two. [Stitch nods in agreement] It's so crazy, it just might work! [aims the ray at Stitch to make him bigger.]
Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.
Lilo
He's not tiny. He's just right.
That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!
RORide Operator
OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.
[Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]
[Lilo and Stitch find Pleakley watching TV]
Lilo
What are you watching?
America's Gushiest Home Love Stories. Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade video documentation of their absurd courtship rituals. It's absolutely fascinating!
Lilo
Ah, come on, Stitch. You gotta believe in love.
Lilo's right. Just you wait. Someday, you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes. Who finds your little quirks just oh-so adorable.
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