Lilo quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

Stitch, what's the matter?! She's a nasty one! Grab her before she eats us!

Stitch

Naga. Tee bokany ba boojiboo! [Angel lovingly licks him]

Lilo

She's no boochiboo! She's one of Jumba's evil experiments!

Stitch

Naga! Tee bokany ba boojiboo!

Lilo

Stitch! What happened to Angel? Bet you had to use your super strength to do her in!

Stitch

Naga. Angel save Stitch. [Angel comes out]

Lilo

No kidding?

Stitch

Gotta believe in love!

Jumba

Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.

Lilo

I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.

Stitch

Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]

Lilo

You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!

Jumba

Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.

Lilo

So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.

Pleakley

I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!

Lilo

But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.

Pleakley

Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!

Lilo

Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?

Jumba

If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.

Felix

Dirty!

Pleakley

Laundry pressed and starched, linoleum buffed to a blinding polish. Ah, it doesn't get any better.

Lilo

Pleakley, your "soulmate" just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.

Pleakley

Salty sea junk? Who cares?

Lilo

And it chucked out Stitch's bed!

Pleakley

Worm-eaten pineapple crate? So what?

Jumba

I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses. Has anyone seen my petri dish cultures?

Pleakley

Care for the common cold? Better off without out!

Felix

Dirty!

Lilo

[smug] Trashy old sewing machine? Who needs it?

Pleakley

Yeah. Just a heap of scrap metal... [snaps out of it] WAIT!!! That's not trash! It's retro! IT'S RETROOOOO!!!!

Jumba

Uh-oh. I am just remembering: I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.

Lilo

[sarcastically] Great. Now you remember. So what was the flaw?

Jumba

Logic problem in 010's third function: anticeptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth, which is what he sees us as. Filthy huge germs to anticeptisize.

Lilo

That's something like taking a bath, right?

Jumba

Yes, like taking a bath. The last bath you'll ever take!

Felix

Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!

Jumba

Presenting 010.2, the upgrade. Reversed polarity, so is no longer obsessively neat.

Lilo

Well... Let's try him out. [pours some cereal on the floor]

Pleakley

Oh, what price science.

Jumba

[chuckles] See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.

Lilo

Hey, what's he doing?

Jumba

I'm evil genius, not fortune teller.

Lilo

Now Felix in an Oscar, a total dirt freak!

Felix

Dirty, dirty, dirty! [Stitch shoves him into a container]

Jumba

Interesting. Perhaps I have reversed polarity tiniest bit too much.

Pleakley

Gee, ya think?!

Pleakley

Oh, the pain, the torment, [burps] the acid reflex. Help me....

Lilo

Pleakley?! What happened to you?

Stitch

[sniff's Pleakley's feet] Ah! Stinky!

Lilo

Wow. You're covered in purple pimples.

Pleakley

And my eye's swelled, and I'm burping uncontrollably.

Lilo

[thinks a bit] No problem. We'll fix you.

Lilo

Okay, we're ready!

Pleakley

[nervously] Ready? [burps] Ready for what?

Lilo

To operate!

Stitch

[pulls out a chainsaw] Tooki bah wah bah!

Jumba

Okey-dokey. Is simple plan. I use reducer ray to shrink 626 to microscopic teeny-tiny size. Then pilot ex-buggy inside Pleakley and capture 222.

Lilo

Hey, how'd you get the buggy in here?

Jumba

Oh, simple: cup opener- It's not important. What is important is...

Lilo

THAT I DRIVE!!!

Jumba

You make joke! This is no job for to little girl!

Stitch

Yana poola! Ichi boh boh!

Jumba

Lilo drives.

Lilo

YAY!!

Pleakley

Oh, you're gonna let the little girl drive around MY INSIDES?!?

Jumba

What could I do? There is no arguing with "ichi boh boh", hmm?

Stitch

Mmm.... Akeba? [hands the letter to Lilo]

Lilo

It's from the lady at the animal shelter where we adopted you. It says it's time for your shots.

Stitch

Oh, okay... BU-BYE!!! [dashes away]

Lilo

Oh, no you don't! [chases after Stitch]

Lilo

Stitch, come down! If you don't get your shots, you could catch a mutating virus!

Lilo

Okay. How about this? If you come down and get your shots, you can have coconut cake for breakfast?

Stitch

Coconut cake and coffee?

Lilo

Deal!

Lilo

Gantu, you can't let'em take you to the Alien Convention! They'll tell everybody you're an alien!

Gantu

Correction, they'll tell everybody you're aliens.

Lilo

But we made a deal.

Gantu

And I made a new deal. I affect your capture, you two appear in the alien demonstration of the convention, and they and then they hand 258 over to me.

Stitch

Egaba! Toobiteeba!

Gantu

Quiet, trog, or he'll turn that plasma cannon on you!

Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!

Gantu

But we had a deal!

Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.

Gantu

Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!

Pleakley

Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!

Jumba

Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.

Lilo

See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.

Nani

You want to go see what?!

Lilo

Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.

Nani

But you didn't even see the first movie!

Lilo

Only because you wouldn't take me!

Nani

Hello, you were 3?!

Lilo

Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.

Nani

Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!

Lilo

Wow! Would you?

Nani

No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!

Lilo

They're Sludge Mummies!

Nani

Whatever!

Mr. Jameson

Ahem!

Nani

Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.

Nani

[to Stitch and Lilo; jeep beeps] Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies!

Lilo

Nani?! But I... I... I--I didn't--

Nani

Didn't think I'd come by and check? Well, you were wrong!

Lilo

Uh… [chuckles nervously]

Stitch

Oh, trouble coming.

Nani

I can't believe you disobeyed me! I said you couldn't see that movie!

Lilo

How come you're always telling me what to do?!

Nani

Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.

Lilo

I am NOT a baby! And you're not an adult! You're just a grown-up!

Nani

Whatever! I'm responsible for you, Lilo. That means I'm all about what's best for you. So what I say goes.

Lilo

You mean like a dictator?!

Nani

Go to your rooftop dome!

Lilo

[elevators up to her rooftop dome bedroom] I'm already there!

Lilo

Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!

[laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!

Lilo

Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.

Playtime! Playtime!

Lilo

[pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!

I made oops in my pants.

Lilo

[Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!

I made more oops in my pants! [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]

Lilo

I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!