Law & Order · Season 10
You see, whoever raped Cecilia used a condom, except some of his little guys got away from him. That's why we took your blood, Taylor.
That doesn't concern me one bit.
[walks into room with a folder] The lab results are in. The DNA found at the scene matches the sample we took from the sheets.
Ooh! You should have been more careful when removing your party hat, Ken.
Rock, paper, scissors, gun!
I want these men to close their eyes and see my sister. See my sister as the little girl she was, and as the woman she should have been. Then I want them to open their eyes and tell me if they think they owe me anything.
Guy's juggling at least three lady friends. Must be putting something extra in his tank.
Jealous?
Right now, I've got to get a javelin out of somebody's chest.
What made you go into this line of work?
Free javelins.
Hey, follow the shiny badge!
This teenager commits the perfect crime.
I know, it's hard to believe. C.S.U. luminoled every conceivable spot in the building and they didn't find a drop of blood.
Kid gets off, father buys him a bazooka
How did he clean up all that blood?
He got an A in Home Ec?
Couple in an apartment across the street heard some screaming and called 9-1-1.
Concerned citizens. Must be new in town.
When I was a boy, my uncle in Tehran talked to the Moon. But he only talked to the Moon when my grandfather told him he must leave and find work.
How many of these have you done?
Stakeouts?
No, dead babies.
We don't know for sure the baby's dead.
Right.
To answer your question, too many.
This is my first.
That's too many.
[about Jimmy] Sometimes he came and stood near the confessional. I was hoping he'd come in, but you can't make someone confess.
Wanna bet?
[finding a receipt on a murder victim's person] Mr. Hoss paid for a meal at Cafe Rouge, 8:16, tonight.
Dinner for two?
Looks like it.
Hope he enjoyed it.
[Reading Todd's fan mail] Oh this is lovely: "You write worse than an uneducated trout."
If I was the fish, I'd take offense.
Is this what I have to look forward to in my twilight years? Cyber-flirting with Betty and Veronica?
[about Regina Mulroney] Why is everyone afraid of this woman?
Regina's favorite joke: What's the difference between a lace-curtain Irish and a shanty Irish?
Lace-curtain Irish move the dishes before they piss in the kitchen sink.
She's shanty Irish, and proud of it.
And so am I.
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