Stick to the deal, no matter how much it turns your stomach...and mine.
S10 E15Fools for Love
How do you wash it off, Jack?
Wish I knew.
S10 E16Trade This
[about the victim] Man's keeping secrets.
Yeah, he's also dropping money on dinners like I do on a new car.
DDantoni
I appreciate you seeing me, Mr. McCoy.
This isn't a courtesy. You have information regarding this homicide?
DDantoni
I have. We do.
You understand there's no offer of immunity, for either you or your son?
DSDantoni's Attorney
Mr. Dantoni merely seeks the same offer your office provides any other crime victim.
Crime victim?
DDantoni
This is a strange situation for all of us. I'm used to handling my own problems my own way, but this is different. My son did not commit any murder.
That's the extent of your information?
DDantoni
My son's a moron, but he's not a murderer.
So he's only half a chip off the old block.
S10 E17Black, White and Blue
[of the victim] Last time anybody saw him, he was leaving his apartment at around 10:30.
SSmith
We saw two male blacks hanging out about then. We circled a few times, let him know we were on him.
What do you mean, hanging out?
SSmith
You know, standing around.
What did they look like?
SSmith
Average height. Late teens, early 20s. Dark clothes.
That the best you can do?
SSmith
Yeah. We don't make detailed notes on every Tom, Dick and Harry. They weren't bothering anybody.
Then why did you notice them at all?
FFlannery
Because we get paid to.
Last time Albany convicted a cop, I had a full head of black hair.
S10 E18Mega
EElias
Isn't it great to say exactly what you feel?
I tried that with my first wife.
Elias Grace suckered these people out of millions of dollars and he turns out to be the biggest sucker of them all.
S10 E19Surrender Dorothy
The husbands called. They want to get this all settled out with their shrinks.
Oh, good. One for each of you.
GGraham
Perry and I have nothing to hide. We're therapists; we believe in the truth.
Yeah, so do we. But we rarely hear it.
S10 E20Untitled
BBraun
I think he's from Brooklyn.
Why? He had a bad haircut?
[to McCoy] Can't you see the little picture for a change?
S10 E21Narcosis
PPatterson
[about Green] Put a leash on this guy, all right?
We gave up: he keeps chewing through them.
[about Malone's spending habits] Four grand in one week telling a stripper how to take her clothes off.
You guys are such suckers!
S10 E22High & Low
Surf Nazis on ecstasy. Bet they're gonna put that in the local drive-in.
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