Elizabeth Rodgers quotes from Law & Order

Dr. Rodgers

If she's a hooker, she's the first one I've seen who wears better underwear than I do.

Rodgers

Right now, I've got to get a javelin out of somebody's chest.

Briscoe

What made you go into this line of work?

Rodgers

Free javelins.

Dr. Rodgers

Margaret Sikorsky, 24, ODed. Death resulted from a lethal combination of high potency cocaine and several prescription drugs. I can give you a copy of this.

Briscoe

How did she get here?

Dr. Rodgers

Same as everybody else: she died.

Dr. Rodgers

[on what blade made the stab wounds] Probably pinking shears.

Briscoe

I'm not even going to ask what pinking is.

Dr. Rodgers

Serial suicide artist.

Green

Try not to look so excited.

Why would someone deliberately eat dog chow?

Dr. Rodgers

Well, unless he was starving to death or at my ex-sister-in-law's for Thanksgiving, he wouldn't.