D.A. Adam Schiff quotes from Law & Order

D.A. Adam Schiff

Amazing. Getting angry. The most emotional issue that the law has dealt with since suffrage. Look at us: three men. Talking about what rights women should have over their own bodies. Now doesn't that strike you as a little one-sided?

D.A. Adam Schiff

I don't photograph well with egg on my face, how about you?

DA Adam Schiff

Why would a man in the position to help his people do something like that? What the hell happened to 'give me your huddled masses?' What the hell happened to this city?

Schiff

Blame it on the CIA. They haven't been fingered in years.

Schiff

Slavery. I woke up this morning, I thought it was the 20th century...

Schiff

Politics has 2 choices: do nothing or do something. Nothing has fewer risks.

Schiff

Rock and roll gives me a headache. That doesn't mean I'm part of a conspiracy to kill John Lennon.

Schiff

We look like carnival hucksters. "Want a deal? Take a number. You too can have a piece of the movie rights."

Schiff

Nice, now you're saying the father didn't kill her. You oughtta take this roller coaster to Coney Island.

Schiff

You got past double jeopardy. You climbed Everest in your shorts on a very cold day.

Schiff

Crack open the piggy bank; see what falls out.

Schiff

A manic-depressive commits suicide. Somebody call Ripley's.

Schiff

Gotta be tough, finding out you married your stalker.

Schiff

I want you to kick the livin' daylights outta Neal Gorton. You can dig up Thomas Dewey to help ya! You're gonna win this case. Whatever you have to do, I want a conviction!

Schiff

[about McCoy's prosecution strategy] It's legally brilliant! Sure to be a hit with the public. And you have no business trying it.