A stockbroker beaten to death in the middle of a workday? In this economy, this is the kind of thing that might catch on.
S19 E1Rumble
Crossing the line was one thing when Adam Schiff had your back. Now, you're out there all by yourself.
It doesn't bother me.
No. It just makes you more stubborn.
S19 E2Challenged
He'll plead on Cardenas and implicate Big Chuck, but no deal on Rick Devon. What did you get?
Big Chuck says he rolls at the clubs and he rolls at the Bowl-More, but he don't roll on his homeboys.
So I win.
You know, just because you tell them it's a contest doesn't mean it is one.
How come you're such a sore loser?
SStanley
Ruthie, look, he's bluffing. Don't you see? It doesn't make any sense. First, he doesn't get to say where Petey goes. And second, he knows that Pete can win some kind of not guilty by mental deficiency. And third...
RRuth
Stop! That was how you counted off the reasons forty years ago. Seven good reasons why we should give Petey away. First, he would be burden to me. Second, he needed medical care we couldn't give him. And on and on and on. All those logical reasons. And I gave away my baby! I can't do it again. I will not do it again.
S19 E3Lost Boys
[Bernard and Lupo examine a teenage murder victim]
Fresh haircut, his nails are clean... he's too well-groomed to be living out on the street. He even tucked his shirt in.
LLupo
He buttoned his top button.
Did you walk around like that when you were his age?
LLupo
Not unless my mother made me.
You banished Patrick Friendly from True Path 3 years ago.
LLandon
Because he violated our rules.
He was a 17-year-old boy who smiled at the 16-year-old girl you had designs on.
LLandon
I had a revelation.
To have sex with a 16-year-old girl? Our prisons are filled with men who had such "revelations".
S19 E4Falling
LLupo
[while looking at financial records] "Who needs math?", I told my teachers, "I'm gonna be a cop."
Don't feel bad. I said the same thing about biology. Now I spend half my life looking at autopsies.
LLupo
Faxes from the city inspector approving the night shifts, the heavier loads.
Check this out. The number that this was faxed from doesn't match the number on the cover sheet.
LLupo
631 area code. A city inspector faxing from the Hamptons on a weekday afternoon.
Nice work if you can get it.
Nice as you are, Lieu, I just don't see you stealing from the company till to pay for my wife's hospital bill... assuming I had a wife.
Who said I was nice?
One day you'll thank me for yanking your leash, Mike. Sometimes I wish someone had been there to yank mine.
S19 E5Knock Off
SBSheriff Burkhart
[about Timmons] A bullet never found a more deserving home.
LLupo
I love small towns.
You know how many serial killers got their start in small towns?
S19 E6Sweetie
MSMine Shaft bartender
You just missed Dick Cheney.
Trust me, I don't miss Dick Cheney.
LLupo
I'm looking for a man who's all man.
TTransvestite
Honey, I am more man than you can handle.
S19 E7Zero
Can anybody around here read?
I believe that is a requirement to graduate from law school.
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