Munch quotes from Law & Order

Is this what I have to look forward to in my twilight years? Cyber-flirting with Betty and Veronica?

[mis-reads Munch's guest pass] "Defective Monk"?

That's Detective Munch, with a "ch".

Defective monk. That's like a fallen angel. That's what Brittany was.

[sighs] Yeah, I can see that.

I don't believe a woman is gay until she personally rejects me.

You must know a lot of lesbians!

Place is negative for condoms, or any kind of contraceptive devices. Ditto peekaboo bras, Merry Widows, any Doc Johnson products. This lady had no discernible sex life!

Briscoe

Maybe she enjoyed solitaire