[Cassady has just sworn to Carvahal that the NYPD will find her husband's killer]
[angry] Lesson 1 - watch and learn.
I was just offering my condolences...
Watch and learn!
S17 E1Fame
[to Green] How many lessons are there?
740.
S17 E2Avatar
You can't yell "fire" in a crowded chatroom.
I recognise the logo on this bra. Frisky Kitty. Lingerie shop off Times Square.
Really?
I went there for my sister-in-law's bachelorette gift, but thanks for assuming I have crappy taste in lingerie.
S17 E3Home Sweet
[about Goodwyn] That's why I'll never get married again.
Whoa, she was your...
Second wife's attorney.
KKaplan
We are living in America in the 21st century, and we have every right to provide our children with unpolluted, affordable food!
We are talking about Brooklyn, right?
S17 E4Fear America
IIImam Ibrahim
Which am I first, an American or a Muslim?
You need to decide if there's a contradiction.
What did Faoud say to you in the courtroom?
IIImam Ibrahim
"Burn."
What did you say back?
IIImam Ibrahim
"God bless the United States of America."
S17 E5Public Service Homicide
HWHannah Welch
He's a monster.
It's still murder.
McCoy: Even reality TV's biggest fans know that twenty people on a desert island competing for a can of soup or drinking goat's urine for $50,000 is not that real. Lots of people think it's fun, maybe some of you. It's entertainment. Ellie Harper claims she's a journalist. And the motto of a journalist used to be, You two fight, and I'll write about it. But the reporter didn't set up the fight. Nowadays, the distinction between the news and entertainment is not so clear. Staging events for the news cameras, doctoring photographs, planting pseudo-news on the news without a disclaimer. That's not fun. That does real harm. Some of those situations are frustratingly unclear or beyond our reach to correct. But not this case. Ellie Harper was looking for ratings. She knew the danger. But did she care? No. Did she even care enough to send someone along with Hannah Welch in case this staged encounter got out of hand? No. So tell her, and anyone tempted to follow in her footsteps, that an event where one of the participants is trained, paid and armed by the producer is not journalism. And a man being stabbed to death is not entertainment. It's murder.
S17 E6Profiteer
[Green and Cassady are investigating a murder that occurred at a $2 million "Sweet 16" party.]
My sweet 16, dad wouldn't even loan me the Buick.
He obviously didn't love you.
I told him as much at the time.
Don't you ever talk out of turn in front of a suspect's lawyer again!
It just came out of my mouth.
Then get a muzzle.
S17 E7In Vino Veritas
CCarroll
Why don't you people believe me? I told you, I don't remember a thing about last night, dammit!
Are you just saying that because you don't want to talk to a Jew cop?
CCarroll
What?
Detective Sugar Tits? Jews control the world? Any of that ring a bell?
CCarroll
I never said those things.
She's Irish, by the way, in case you wanna to get something else off your chest.
Mitch Carroll, you're under arrest for the murder of Danielle Hertzberg.
CCarroll
What? I didn't kill anyone!
You have the right to remain silent.
And you might want to try that this time.
S17 E8Release
You've had quite a run for someone so young. Exploiting unsuspecting college kids, taking advantage of their youth, their innocence, their vulnerability. And if they change their minds, to hell with them. A release is a release. Like it or not, the world is going to see you naked. Unless you pay me. Or screw me. That's a lot of heartache. A lot of ruined lives. And no one can touch you. But now, you are directly responsible for a death. And I intend to make you pay for that.
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