Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!
S3 E14The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Wait! Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
S3 E15Sleight of Hank
[seeing that Peggy is gone, and the piñata is blown up] Where's Peggy? You bring my wife back here right now or I'm getting the manager!
HHerrera
Psst... have you figured it out yet?
Hey, I think that's my seat.
Uh... no.
[Bobby is presenting Jesus' miracles in the form of a magic show] Now, for my next trick, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers...
HPHank & Peggy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[last lines]
[seeing the clouds in blue paint] Hey, that one looks like a propane tank; too! And you knoww what those little ones over there look like?
Propane accessories.
Well, yes; but which one?
A spatula.
Well, now you're just guessing! Peggy? [the screen cuts to black, names of executive producers appear]
It's a grill brush.
S3 E16Return to La Grunta
I'll never get brunch!
S3 E17Escape from Party Island
"How's my driving?" I'll tell you. Mom, get this number down. 1-800-EAT-SH... Uh, never mind.
S3 E18Love Hurts and So Does Art
I've got gout!
S3 E19Hank's Cowboy Movie
[seeing the clouds] Sweet Jethro Pugh.
"I know it's a long shot, but what if we make a movie about Arlen, and send it to the Cowboys?"
"Do you really think we can make a movie, Hank?"
I know we can. We used to make movies all the time. Remember Dale? You practically slept with that little camcorder.
Practically? I was going to be the next Zapruder, except nobody shot a president after that - nobody who knew what he was doing.
"I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."
Arlen's a darlin'!
Cut!
You have bully-ragged this production and stifled my creativity from Day One. [checks his watch] It is now Day Two. I quit!
S3 E20Dog Dale Afternoon
Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's King of the Hill pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.