You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? The Wolves eat razorblades for breakfast! Run, you bunch of pudgy-butted softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers, with pumps, valves and lights on the back that can set off a seizure! But what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Chuck Taylors for the love of pete! Take a salt tablet.
S3 E12Three Coaches and a Bobby
Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud.
Take a salt tablet.
I'm gonna ride you guys so hard your gonna wish you were all dead! I'm gonna chew ya up spit ya out take a big dump on top of that and then i'm gonna get tough! LETS ROLLLLLLL EM OUT!
Boys, the Welton Wolves have already left their mark on this bridge. Now, what does a cougar do when a wolf comes into his neck of the woods?
Beats him in football?
Yeah, that's where I was gonna end up.
God bless America on three...One...two...three
THTeam & Hank Hill
Gooooooood bless America!
Hey, butter ball, drag the body back!
Soccer was invented by european housewives as a way to keep busy while their husbands did the cooking
Peggy Hill (To a group of soccer moms): If we were in Canada you ladies would be snooty Quebecoise.
S3 E13De-Kahnstructing Henry
KKahn
Prepare your brain for razzle-dazzle!
MMinh
Do you remember your last promotion? We had pa son pate all night long. Make love to me!
KKahn
No! [laughs]
While Kahn is laughing, Minh starts disrobing. Kahn stops laughing and gasps in wonder at his wife's nudity
KKahn
Woah, boy howdy!
MMinh
Kahn, you got a lotta (indistinct Laotian words) to come back here!
S3 E14The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Dad, I would like you to meet a new friend of mine and Luanne's.
RTRad Thibodeaux
Hey-hey, there partner, name's Rad Thibodeaux [thi-buh-day-OX-ss, ]. Pleased to meet you! Here you go, businessman to businessman.
[Rad hands Hank a business card. He reads it.]
Isn't that pronounced "Thibodeaux" [TI-buh-doh, ]?
RTRad Thibodeaux
Well y'know, sometimes, by mistake, but no damage done.
[Kahn sees the fake wedding between Luanne and Bobby and believes it is real].
Minh, come quick! It's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly marrying hillbilly cousin. You owe me five dollars. In your face!
Uncle Hank! Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me!
Bobby, you cut that out!
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