Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night.
“Dog Dale Afternoon” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Dale Gribble (6), Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Nancy Gribble (2), John Redcorn (1)
Wait a minute. I know that engine. [sees Dale riding his lawn mower to the Whataburger drive-thru] Damn it, Dale!
BBarber
Hank, I'm only halfway done! You can't go out looking like that!
Dale's alarm catches John Redcorn climbing on Dale's mower to go through Nancy's window. John Redcorn has been shot in the rear by the rigged B.B. rifle
I know what YOU'RE HERE FOR!
Dale! This isn't how I want you to find out!
Quit screwing with my mower.
You've got to be kidding!
I don't kid about my mower. Now, you get inside and start massaging my wife.
(to Nancy) He's taking some of the fun out of this.
Hank, you were right! The Cubans have my mower!
You wrecked my mower with your damn soda!
What time is it, 3 AM, 4 AM?
It's six.
A.M.?!
No.
Oh. Is dinner ready?
They wanted to see me wet my pants from fear... but they're too late!
You are officially the coolest.
Too late, I killed Shackleford! (the police gasp) No...wait, correction, Shackleford wants a pizza.
OK. I don't why you'd want to fool Dale like that. I mean, it's not hard. If you're someone he trusts. Hey, whatever turns you on, that's what I always say.
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