PPops
And there's doodies in there, right!?
S2 E7The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg
S2 E8The Son That Got Away
(Shouting to Bobby angrily stumbling around on the roof) It's a roof! Not American Bandstand!
When I need to correct Joseph, I tell him he's adopted.
S2 E9The Company Man
[sees Kahn testing out his new car, alarming him with these honks] Would you stop that? That horn is for highway emergency use only!
S2 E10Bobby Slam
Did a woman ruin the Supreme Court?
Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
(about an athletic cup) This cup has holes in it. How am I supposed to drink out of this?
No, Bobby. You don't...
Gotcha!
Oh, heh-heh...
DBDoug the basketball coach
Bounce a ball in hockey?! Well that's a mandatory drug test right there!
WCWrestling Coach
Shouldn't you be teaching the girls about their monthlies?
I wanna go to a party school! Yeah, Chico State!
Some of the older ones have some breasts!
CPClark Peters
Hey, Bobby, if you don't beat Connie, we don't know what we'll do. So you better beat her!
I'm all for lady's wrestling. Except when they do it in pudding. That's just demeaning to the human beings who make pudding.
S2 E11The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
(Stereotypical Yiddish accent) Blind he's gone now!
Where's my finger?
Are you a war hero like my biological grandfather?
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