Fine. But I think you owe my lawn an apology. *pauses* We're waiting!
S2 E3The Arrowhead
That's not Dale's mower. That's not a mower at all! [reveals to be a bulldozer outside the window] Nooooooo.....!!!!!!
S2 E4Hilloween
Booooo! I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence! Who wants candy?
Luanne and Bobby are at Junie Harper's house
[Nearly chokes on his beer before swallowing] I came very close to spitting out beer!
[To Luanne] Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!
Halloween is a satanic holiday. It was invented by the Dru-ish.
S2 E5Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)
Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!
Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?
I had a coupon.
S2 E6Husky Bobby
Are you taking me to the vet?
Hey I'm dressed like a football coach! You call that a block?!
Dad, a man took pictures of me!
(finding Luanne in bed with Buckley) I'm in a crisis situation here, I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.
S2 E7The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg
You wanna tell Cane Skretteburg to knock it off during a rematch today noon? I hope we would agree we had to discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the Family Fun Center.
CSCane Skretteberg
I don't care how many guys you held in the men's room, you still can't beat us!
Hey his scoop's bigger.
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