(Stereotypical Yiddish accent) Blind he's gone now!
“The Unbearable Blindness of Laying” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Bobby Hill (3), Bill Dauterive (2)
Where's my finger?
Are you a war hero like my biological grandfather?
That is so Arizona!
GKGary Kazner
There's a uh, what are those things called?--A semi, a demi, a coupla'-dozen-wheelers.
I would never join a religion that restricted my diet. I don't want to get into heaven that way.
It seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down. It's one of nature's wonders.
I'm not gonna be blind forever you know. And the second I see some ass I'm kicking it. Now no more making fun of my blindness.
Okey-doke. Bring! Bring! Phone for you, Hank [takes off shoe and gives it to Hank]
[Everyone laughs but Hank]
The joke's on you, funny man.
[Hank throws the shoe out of the room. Ladybird chases after it while dragging Hank with her]
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