EEnrique
They put salmon in the fish tacos, Hank!
S12 E14Lady and Gentrification
S12 E15Behind Closed Doors
Peggy! What are you doing in your underwear outside the master bathroom?
[to a man at the mall] Look, you and your got-dang book had upset my family and you're gonna fix it!
S12 E17Six Characters in Search of a House
[while the actors practice their Unique New York type] Check it out! I'm an actor!
Well, obviously; babies are not as stupid as they look.
S12 E18The Courtship of Joseph's Father
[upset] I can't remember what you look like!
S12 E19Strangeness on a Train
Lucky is on the case. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery.
KKahn
Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby?
Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us.
We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel.
I don't have an alibi.
KKahn
You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi.
You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy?
(gasps) You know?
Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy.
S12 E20Cops and Robert
Now maybe we can reopen the fanny pack discussion?
S12 E21It Came from the Garage
Somehow I always knew it would come to this.
S12 E22Life: A Loser's Manual
[to Lucky] Pee-pee money is not an employment history.
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