Lucky quotes from King of the Hill

Lucky

Sometimes, the world is cruel to shiny things.

Lucky

Lucky is on the case. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery.

Lucky

I've seen a lot of nature documentaries, and I find that most of life's questions can be answered with another question: what would a monkey do?

Lucky

They keep restricting what barbers can do. My guy says he can no longer perform dentistry.

Hank

Score? Someone scored?

Lucky

Heck yeah. Aunt Peggy did.

Hank

Aunt Peggy?

Lucky

Yeah, she knocked out their blocker so Luanne could scoot past their jammer.

Bill

I'm so confused...

Lucky

See, your blockers stop the other teams' jammers. The pivot can block, jam, or counter-jam. Only the pivot or jammer can score.

Hank

But how do they score?

Lucky

No one really knows.

Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby?

Lucky

Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us.

Luanne

We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel.

Lucky

You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy?

Peggy

(gasps) You know?

Lucky

Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy.