Ah, Memorial Day. A day when our war heroes are honored by even the most liberal of media. Cheers, Colonel!
S6 E21Returning Japanese
[Hank meets his Japanese half-brother, who looks astonishingly like him, for the first time.]
Bwah!!!
(In unison with hank) Hwah!!!
I kick-a your ass!!!
Good God! That is the biggest Hello Kitty store I've ever seen!
(To Hank) With all respect and honor, I would not be saddened if both you and your father went to Hell!
[After receiving a message with information about rampaging Cotton's whereabouts.]
It is one of the businessmen I exchanged cards with! See? Japanese politeness is surprisingly effective! He just saw shinless stranger boarding at train station. He say he buy train ticket and... dishonor pay toilet.
[After discarding Japanese politeness in favor of American ass-kicking.]
Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan, Mike Tyson!
[Reading letter to Luanne.]
Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day. I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups, but I know you're too clever for that, Ms. Platter. (Giggles)
I don't know, Uncle Hank. She did write this letter, and everything.
Trip's off!
MMichiko (Junichiro's mother)
This arrangement offered me many opportunities for difficulty.
[Junichiro buys him and Hank cans of beer]
So, how long have you been in the robot game?
There was not a time where I was not fascinated by robot. Robots are clean, efficient, reliable...
Huh, that sounds like propane. I wonder if they ever made a robot that runs on propane.
No. [Hank looks disappointed] But, they could.
[Hank and Junichiro sip their beers]
Yup.
Hai.
[Hank and Junichiro have just watch Cotton depart from the train station.]
He will be proud of me. I was abrupt with an elderly woman.
[sighs] We're too late. Our dad's on his way to spit in the emperor's face.
Hwah!!!
S7 E1Get Your Freak Off
(catching Bobby jamming his music while Kahn is driving the car) Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the alley. People are gonna think we didn't teach you shame, and I know we have. (listens to some sort of hip hop track) What is this garbage?!
(Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) They weren't dancing like you and I dance. They were...enjoying it.
In heaven… Hey, that's Todd!
S7 E2The Fat and the Furious
(bringing over hotdogs) Okay everybody, 'dogs are up! Now Bill's in a rush, so he gets first crack.
BDBill Dautrieve
I'll be speedy! (starts to eat)
Hey, we've got ketchup, mustard, relish over there... (notices Bill eating all of the hotdogs) Jesus!
Woah, look at him go.
Bill, Bill! Those 'dogs are for everyone!
BDBill Dautrieve
(finishes eating all the hotdogs, and belches) That should do it. (leaves)
Wow! If there were thirteen more 'dogs on that platter, Mr. Dautrieve would be in the Guinness Book of World Records!
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