Junichiro quotes from King of the Hill ... TV Quotes Database

Junichiro

I kick-a your ass!!!

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Junichiro

(To Hank) With all respect and honor, I would not be saddened if both you and your father went to Hell!

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[After receiving a message with information about rampaging Cotton's whereabouts.]

Junichiro

It is one of the businessmen I exchanged cards with! See? Japanese politeness is surprisingly effective! He just saw shinless stranger boarding at train station. He say he buy train ticket and... dishonor pay toilet.

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[After discarding Japanese politeness in favor of American ass-kicking.]

Junichiro

Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan, Mike Tyson!

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[Hank meets his Japanese half-brother, who looks astonishingly like him, for the first time.]

Hank

Bwah!!!

Junichiro

(In unison with hank) Hwah!!!

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[Junichiro buys him and Hank cans of beer]

Hank

So, how long have you been in the robot game?

Junichiro

There was not a time where I was not fascinated by robot. Robots are clean, efficient, reliable...

Hank

Huh, that sounds like propane. I wonder if they ever made a robot that runs on propane.

Junichiro

No. [Hank looks disappointed] But, they could.

[Hank and Junichiro sip their beers]

Hank

Yup.

Junichiro

Hai.

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[Hank and Junichiro have just watch Cotton depart from the train station.]

Junichiro

He will be proud of me. I was abrupt with an elderly woman.

Hank

[sighs] We're too late. Our dad's on his way to spit in the emperor's face.

Junichiro

Hwah!!!

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Junichiro quotes from King of the Hill

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Scenes with Junichiro 3

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