Dib quotes from Invader Zim

...so, it's up to you now.

Dib

Wow. I'm boring! Do I always explain everything like this?

I believe you. I think I can help you.

Dib

What are you gonna do? Clean me?

Don't say that name 'round here! He is the demon beast! We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!

Dib

Chickenfoot ate them?

No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!

The Chicky meal! It comes with a dirty chicken toy! The head comes off and can be used like a little grappling hook.

Dib

That's a...weird thing for a chicken to do.

You mean Chickenfoot was a fraud all along?

Dib

This just proves that paranormal studies isn't a bunch of crazies believing in anything! We also disprove the frauds!

I'll bet this means Bigfoot is a fraud too!

And UFOs!

And hobos!

Dib

No wait! Those are real! Except the hobos. Wait, no. They're real. I...I guess. But- what's wrong with you people?!?

GIR

CHICKEN! [giggles] I'm gonna eat you!

Dib

Wow! [starts taking pictures of the Megadoomer] Crop Circle Magazine is gonna put me on the front cover for sure! Someone take a picture of me with it. [pauses, then hands the camera to GIR, who begins taking multiple pictures of Dib]

GIR

Aww you. You look so cute.

Zim

I've put up with you long enough, Dib! Now fight an enemy you cannot see!

Dib

...You're right there.

Dib

There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot, but not you.

Zim

LIES! Now behold the doom cannon!

Dib

I can't. It's invisible.

Zim

But you can see me?

Dib

That's what I said.

Zim

Oh, that's STUPID!

Dib

Really stupid.

Zim

You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

Level 1 infestation, ma'am.

A level 1... I am Countess von Verminstrassor, the Delouser! For your own good, you will cooperate! You have lice, and until your condition improves, you will be detained here indefinitely!

Dib

You can't really make us stay here...

You dare question me, question my methods?!? You, who stands to benefit the most from my work?!? You disgust me!

Ms. Bitters

What a nice lady.

Dib

All I said was-

Silence! Let the delousing begin!

Dib

Keep quiet Melvin, and we'll-.

(Freaking out) No, no, LICE QUEEN! AHHHH!!!!

Dib

That, wasn't every quiet.

What are you doing you here?

Dib

What.... are YOU doing out here?!?

.....using... MIND TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim

VICTORY!

Dib

What do you mean, "victory?" Your robot exploded and you didn't destroy me!

Zim

It was a trick! Yes! Eh... my plan was to... steal this camera from you! So you couldn't show these pictures! Ha!

Dib

Give it back! Come on!

Zim

[moving the camera back and forth between each of his hands] No. Uh-uh. No way. Uh-uh.

Dib

[snatches the camera from Zim] Victory for Earth!

Zim

You had the lens cap on.

Dib

I did not, I... [discovers that he really did have the lens cap on; frustrated] GAAAAAAGHH!

Zim

VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM! [a part of the Megadoomer falls on top of him]

Dib

[a bird swoops down and steals the camera] Well, I liked that camera, but I guess this is a victory for me. Yeah. Or something. I'm going back to bed.

The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!

Dib

Wait. Is there really a difference?

Zim

It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I've already promised the moon to GIR.

Dib

Zim! How did you know we'd be here?

Zim

I placed a tracking device on you!

Dib

Tracking device? Where?

GIR

Your head smells like a puppy!

Dib

You're just jealous that--

Zim

This has nothing to do with jelly!

Zim

I'm the only one here with the technology to decode the files!

Dib

And we're the only ones here with the files to be decoded!

GIR

And I'M... he he he. I dunno.

Dib

Your base, our disc, Zim.

Zim

As soon as we destroy Tak, I'm gonna feed your brains to my robot!

Dib

Deal!

GIR

Yay! Brains!

Dib

Today, things are gonna change. I'm not just gonna sit around and let Zim get away with his... things he do. I mean-

Gaz

[mockingly] "Things he DO"? What's your problem?

Dib

What? What's happening?! Who... what are you, and why did you transform into giant shoes?

We are beings of pure energy. This is merely a form your human brain can understand.

Dib

But you just looked like aliens before you turned into shoes.

Hmmm. Yes, but you couldn't comprehend that.

Dib

Yes, I could.