“Megadoomer” quotes from Invader Zim

The Megadoomer Combat Stealth Mech!

Tallest Purple

I don't like it.

We didn't build it so you could like it. This one's going to Planet Meekrob to help Invader Tenn conquer it.

Tallest Purple

Well, I should like it.

Tallest Purple

Malfunctioning SIR Units! Hey! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these things could really get hurt! [pauses] Send them all to Zim.

[gasps] But they'll destroy him!

Tallest Purple

Ah, let's go eat food.

Zim

And then, THEN, Dib says, "RAR!" in front of the whole class! Filthy slug. Mrs. Bitters called on ME, understand? Filthy squirmy Dib! SQUIRMY!

What are you talking about? Who are you?

Zim

I can't believe the things that H-H-HUMAN has done to me. ME! [makes angry noises] DIB! [more angry noises]

Why are you following me? I don't even go to your school!

Zim

And the- OH! He makes me so mad! The horrible puny brain meat child. With his little glasses and his [angry noises] HEAD!

[runs into house and shuts door]

Zim

My name is Dib with my pointy hair. POINTY HAIR! I eat food and have stuff!

GIR

[gasps] It's got chicken legs!

Zim

Yes...chicken legs. It also possesses a new generation distortion cloaking system. You know what that means?

GIR

Oooh... [flips out then stops]

Zim

That means it turns invisible!

GIR

I had no idea.

GIR

CHICKEN! [giggles] I'm gonna eat you!

Dib

Wow! [starts taking pictures of the Megadoomer] Crop Circle Magazine is gonna put me on the front cover for sure! Someone take a picture of me with it. [pauses, then hands the camera to GIR, who begins taking multiple pictures of Dib]

GIR

Aww you. You look so cute.

Zim

I've put up with you long enough, Dib! Now fight an enemy you cannot see!

Dib

...You're right there.

Dib

There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot, but not you.

Zim

LIES! Now behold the doom cannon!

Dib

I can't. It's invisible.

Zim

But you can see me?

Dib

That's what I said.

Zim

Oh, that's STUPID!

Dib

Really stupid.

Zim

You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

Level 1 infestation, ma'am.

A level 1... I am Countess von Verminstrassor, the Delouser! For your own good, you will cooperate! You have lice, and until your condition improves, you will be detained here indefinitely!

Dib

You can't really make us stay here...

You dare question me, question my methods?!? You, who stands to benefit the most from my work?!? You disgust me!

Ms. Bitters

What a nice lady.

Dib

All I said was-

Silence! Let the delousing begin!

Dib

Keep quiet Melvin, and we'll-.

(Freaking out) No, no, LICE QUEEN! AHHHH!!!!

Dib

That, wasn't every quiet.

What are you doing you here?

Dib

What.... are YOU doing out here?!?

.....using... MIND TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

This place smells. Can I have a soda?

Zim

VICTORY!

Dib

What do you mean, "victory?" Your robot exploded and you didn't destroy me!

Zim

It was a trick! Yes! Eh... my plan was to... steal this camera from you! So you couldn't show these pictures! Ha!

Dib

Give it back! Come on!

Zim

[moving the camera back and forth between each of his hands] No. Uh-uh. No way. Uh-uh.

Dib

[snatches the camera from Zim] Victory for Earth!

Zim

You had the lens cap on.

Dib

I did not, I... [discovers that he really did have the lens cap on; frustrated] GAAAAAAGHH!

Zim

VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM! [a part of the Megadoomer falls on top of him]

Dib

[a bird swoops down and steals the camera] Well, I liked that camera, but I guess this is a victory for me. Yeah. Or something. I'm going back to bed.