Tak quotes from Invader Zim

[reading her poem to Zim] For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you. Someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds sing AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY! The end! HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE! [pulls a giant slab of ribs covered in bbq sauce and throws it at Zim, who screams]

Zim

TAK! I'm glad you've stopped by, It gives me a chance to end our hideous relationship, and enjoy your shrill cry having been rejected by ZIM!!!!

You've got to be kidding!

Zim

I assure you I am quiet serious. Now cry! Cry like you've never cried.... before!

Zim

Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!

This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!

Zim

You're after revenge?!?

NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!

Zim

[pause] YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!

NOOOOOOO!!!! Listen to me. Listen...carefully!

Zim

Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?

I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest that they'll have no choice but to make me an invader.

Zim

WHAT IS THIS-- [lowers his tone] And what is this plan?

[laughs softly]

Zim

Yeah, yeah, I'm a master of comedy. Now tell me this plan!

Part One involves crippling your base, so that you could only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!

Zim

[horrified] MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!!

Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[irritated] Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Part--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Okay, I'm--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Okay, I'm leaving now.

Zim

[calmly] But you didn't tell me your plan.

The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!

Dib

Wait. Is there really a difference?

Zim

It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I've already promised the moon to GIR.

Dib

Zim! How did you know we'd be here?

Zim

I placed a tracking device on you!

Dib

Tracking device? Where?

GIR

Your head smells like a puppy!