[to Tak] I have come to accept your feelings for me thereby choosing me as your 'love-pig'..... FEEL HONORED! Prepare yourself, filthy beast of meat and hair. Your magical love adventure begins NOW!
TTak
[reading her poem to Zim] For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you. Someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds sing AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY! The end! HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE! [pulls a giant slab of ribs covered in bbq sauce and throws it at Zim, who screams]
TAK! I'm glad you've stopped by, It gives me a chance to end our hideous relationship, and enjoy your shrill cry having been rejected by ZIM!!!!
TTak
You've got to be kidding!
I assure you I am quiet serious. Now cry! Cry like you've never cried.... before!
[After Tak finishes explaining her past]
Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!
TTak
This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!
You're after revenge?!?
TTak
NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!
[pause] YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!
TTak
NOOOOOOO!!!! Listen to me. Listen...carefully!
Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?
TTak
I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest that they'll have no choice but to make me an invader.
WHAT IS THIS-- [lowers his tone] And what is this plan?
TTak
[laughs softly]
Yeah, yeah, I'm a master of comedy. Now tell me this plan!
TTak
Part One involves crippling your base, so that you could only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!
[Her SIR unit unleashes nanites that consume Zim's base]
[horrified] MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!!
TTak
Part Two is--
NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTak
[irritated] Part Two is--
NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTak
Part Two is--
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTak
Part--
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTak
Okay, I'm--
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTak
Okay, I'm leaving now.
[calmly] But you didn't tell me your plan.
TTak
The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!
Wait. Is there really a difference?
[Zim busts through the wall with the Voot Runner]
It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I've already promised the moon to GIR.
Zim! How did you know we'd be here?
I placed a tracking device on you!
Tracking device? Where?
[Dib turns around to reveal GIR clinging to his head]
Your head smells like a puppy!
Are there any video games around here?
ZSZim's Computer
No. Not really.
I guess I'll help save the earth, then.
You're just jealous that--
This has nothing to do with jelly!
I'm the only one here with the technology to decode the files!
And we're the only ones here with the files to be decoded!
And I'M... he he he. I dunno.
Your base, our disc, Zim.
As soon as we destroy Tak, I'm gonna feed your brains to my robot!
Deal!
Yay! Brains!
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