You have fallen for our clever trap!
GEGreen-eyed Alien
He sure did pa!
You threw me in a sack!
“Abducted” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Zim (4), Dib (4), Blue-eyed Alien (4), Almighty Tallest Purple (1), Almighty Tallest Red (1)
Are we talkin' 'bout the same juuuice??
But enough philosophy.
But we haven't been talking about-
Let the hideous experiments begin!
I was lying.
GEGreen-eyed Alien
We will begin by fusing you to this other human.
That's no human, that's a gopher!
Silence!
So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet...tall. How is that even possible? How can anything tall be dumb?
[with his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
MMaria
Don't say that name 'round here! He is the demon beast! We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!
Chickenfoot ate them?
MMaria
No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
EEric
The Chicky meal! It comes with a dirty chicken toy! The head comes off and can be used like a little grappling hook.
That's a...weird thing for a chicken to do.
CCustomer
[angrily, with a bowl of coleslaw right in front of him] I want my slaw!
EEric
You have your slaw, sir.
CCustomer
[angrily] I want my slaw!
EEric
You have your slaw, sir.
CCustomer
[angrily] I want my slaw!!!
EEric
You have your slaw, sir.
Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak, you're just stupid!
R1Reporter 1
You mean Chickenfoot was a fraud all along?
This just proves that paranormal studies isn't a bunch of crazies believing in anything! We also disprove the frauds!
R2Reporter 2
I'll bet this means Bigfoot is a fraud too!
R1Reporter 1
And UFOs!
R2Reporter 2
And hobos!
No wait! Those are real! Except the hobos. Wait, no. They're real. I...I guess. But- what's wrong with you people?!?
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