[on playback] No, Freddie was just expressing his opinion!
SStu
Do you agree with Freddie's opinion?
Get out of here! [she slams the door on paparazzi]
FreddieThis whole thing is getting insane.
Did you check and see if the FЯED guy answered your e-mail?
I check every 10 minutes! Why won't he write back?!
Freddie
[angry] 'Cause he's a jerk!
You're the queen of the jerks!
Freddie
Why pick on me?
Two reasons. Number one, I LOVE it. Number two, this whole fight between iCarly and FЯED is YOUR FAULT!
Freddie
I just said I didn't think his videos were funny! He's the one who overreacted and started this whole brouhaha!
You can't say things like "Brouhaha", and not expect people to hit you. (her phone beeps) FЯED wrote back!
Freddie
[on the phone; angrily] Because, I just don't see what's funny about FЯED. Well, it's not my fault he quit! Hey, you don't have to call me names. Oh, yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!! (angrily hangs up)
Freddie
My aunt Jennifer.
Gibby. He wants us to check out some website called "neverwatchiCarly.com".
Well, that can't be good.
I know it can't be good! Freddie.
Freddie
Already on it. neverwatchiCarly.com.
[while she, Sam, and Freddie check out neverwatchiCarly.com] Oh, man! Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people from watching iCarly?
All 'cause you irritated FЯED! [hurts Freddie who screams in pain]
Okay, let's not panic. How many people have signed up to support him?
Freddie
[refreshing the website] Um, a few hundred.
Okay, that's not so many. [Freddie does it again]
Freddie
Wait, I just refreshed the page now it's up to 3,000.
Freddie
Refreshing. [he does it again] Yikes, 18,000.
Freddie
Refreshing! [he does it again] 90--
[interrupting Freddie] Okay, why don't we stop refreshing?! Ugh! [to Spencer] Uh, what you got there?
I think she meant the gigantic bird.
Oh. This is Marvin, he's an ostrich. I just bought him.
Your magic meatball told you to?
Yes. [doorbell rings] Hey, would you get that? Marvin wants a root beer. We're gonna go in the kitchen.
DDevin
[paparazzi barges in Carly's door forcing them to talk about what happened on the last iCarly show] Carly! Any comment on the FЯED fight?!
DDevin
But iCarly killed FЯED! Don't you feel guilty?
No, Freddie was just expressing his opinion!
SStu
Do you agree with his opinion?
DDevin
Yeah! [to Freddie] Do you also think the FЯED videos are terrible?
Freddie
I never said the FЯED videos are terrible!
DDevin
Sam, is it true that you've been arrest 4 times?!
3 times! Get your facts right!
And get out of here! [as the reporters are talking, the group pushes them out, Freddie shuts the door and Carly puts in the latch]
AAAAAH! Marvin bit my pants!
I see him chuckling; why are you chuckling?!
Because you guys are cute.
Freddie
We're cute?
Yeah. I was never mad. I love iCarly.
But, you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.
And that's why you stopped making your FЯED videos.
Come on! I'm not gonna stop making the FЯED videos.
Okay, I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!
Freddie
Kind of psycho.
(Sam puts a paper bag over Freddie's face)
Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if I'm looking at his face?!
Freddie
You know, I don't need this!
Freddie
[greeting Carly and Sam] Buenos dias, muchacha-latas.
Freddie, we need your opinion.
And if you can, try not to make it stupid.
Sam... What would you think of someone who... collects Pee Wee babies?
Freddie
I don't know, depends. How old is she?
Freddie
What?
"She"?! Why'd you have to say "she?!"
Freddie
What is going on here?
Freddie
[raises fists in triumph] YES!!!!! OHHHH YEAAAAAAH!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!
I feel like butt! (coughs) Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Freddie
No, I said, "Sam, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Benson," and then you licked the swing set.
[Everyone is standing in front of Locker 239]
Freddie
I could fit a whole editing bay in there...
You could fit a body in there...
[Everyone looks at her oddly]
[during the iCarly webcast]
I call this video "Gullible Freddie." Check this out.
[In the video, Freddie walks into Ridgeway dressed up as a clown. Everyone laughs]
Freddie
Hey! Why aren't you guys dressed as clowns?! [Carly and Sam burst out laughing]
Freddie
I got an email from the school telling me that today was Clown Day. Didn't you guys get-- you guys sent me the email.
[points to Sam] She made me!
Freddie
Wait, is this on camera? GIBBY, COME HERE! [screen goes to static]
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