Spencer Shay quotes from iCarly

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[answers phone] Hello? No, Freddie's not here, Mrs. Benson. I don't know when I grew leg hair! I gotta go!

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...I rock too hard.

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Want to see me rock out? [Carly and Sam agree. Spencer starts playing the drums and one of the cymbals mysteriously catches fire] How can that even happen?!

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[inside the elevator, which gets stuck] Aw, man! Hey.

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I did what you said. I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie back to Webflix, I-

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Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank top?

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Man, she's a piece of work.

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[after being sprayed in the face with purple spray paint] Can someone bring me a tissue?

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[walking in on the fake iCarly cast] Holy similar!!!

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[on the couch, waking up after recovering from a brutal toss against a wall] Ugh... I mean it, Carly! You're grounded for 2... 2 weeks! [notices iCarly on the computer featuring Jackson Colt] Why is Jackson Colt dancing with a bra?

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The bunny has conflicting emotions!

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(seeing the plant Carly accidentally killed) YOU'RE A PLANT MURDERER!

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I may be an idiot... but I'm not stupid.

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...Why did I pick THAT for my ringtone?!

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[inside Sam's locker] HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker and walks away] I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.

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I don't think a 7-foot beastman is gonna be afraid of a 160-pound spazzy artist.