Christopher quotes from iCarly

A girl who is clearly to my right, Jennette McCurdy.

You know you could interview me?

About what?

iCarly.

I'm on Victorious.

Yeah, yeah, awesome show.

Yes; we were nominated for an Emmy.

Yeah I know... so was iCarly.

[holding a jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa] What am I supposed to do with this?

Look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

I.. I really don't feel comfortable doing that.

Ryan Seacrest said it. He ate the whhooole jar.

Ok-

Are you saying you're better than Ryan Seacrest?

I.. I never said I was better than-

Look into the X camera and say it!

Fine! [holds up the jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa'] "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

Try it with more enthusiasm.

No, I said it, now let's just watch my bloopers ok?!

You're very pushy, but alright.

Um... so should we talk some more about my role on iCarly?

No. Off you go.

Now, if you were excited about seeing a good guest tonight, you'll have to wait a bit longer, 'cause up next, is Nathan Kress. He plays... [turns away from the camera towards the camera crew] Uh, who is he?

Dan

He plays Freddie on iCarly.

Oh, he's the boy?

Dan

Yes sir.

Thanks, thanks Christopher. Thanks for asking me to be on your show.

I didn't ask you. My associate producer asked you, then she was fired.

Ah, I see.

Apple Juice?

Uh, no, thanks.

[to Jerry] Let's explain this to the audience so they can follow along. I used to date a girl named Stephanie, when she was in her prime.

Jerry

[Nods his head with a funny look on his face.]

After I was finished with her, she and Jerry started dating.

Jerry

Yeah, and she's a great girl.

Yes, I have some used snow skis I don't want anymore, perhaps you'd like to have those too?!

Jerry

Hey! Look-

Now, now, let's be friendly. Apple Juice?

Jerry

No.

I like calling you Gibby.

Hey, whatever bakes your potato.

What are you?

I'm BooG!e.

What?!

I play T-Bo on iCarly.

Oh. You're an actor on the show?

Ha, yeah my character runs the "Groovy Smoothie".

So, people would know you if they saw you?

Uh huh, I get recognised a lot!

Salsa!

What is this?!

Just hold up the jar, look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

Alright, "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth!"

Thank you. Goodbye!

But, wait, I thought we were gonna watch my bloopers?

Security!

Now please applaud with both hands for, Miranda Cosmose.

Uh, actually my last name's Cosgrove.

Look sweetheart, we have three minutes to do this, you really wanna waste time debating your last name?

Uh, no!

So, being on iCarly's really fun.

Oh yes. So, which cast member do you hate the most?

What?!

Is it Jerry? Do you hate Jerry Trainor?

No, I love Jerry! We all get along really well.

Huuhhh. That's soooo interesting.

Hold that jar up, look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

Why, what's this for?

Charity?

You swear this is for charity?

Do you want to see your bloopers or don't you?!

Yeah.

Then do as I instructed!

Ok!

Cue the music.

"Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

You all heard it. Johnny Depp's ex-girlfriend says she likes my salsa. So go buy it.

I never dated-

Let's look at some highlarious bloopers.

These aren't my bloopers!

You know you were so adorable on 'Drake and Josh'.

Awww, thanks.

What happened?

Just show my bloopers ok?!

My, what a temper you have! I see why Johnny Depp dumped you. Let's view Miranda's bloopers.