Miranda Cosgrove quotes from iCarly

I know, you see

Live life, breathe air,

It's all for real, I'm telling you just how I feel

So wake up the members of my nation, It's your time to be, There's no chance unless you take one and the time to see the brighter side of every situation, Some things are meant to be so give me your best and leave the rest to me

Leave it all to me

"Carly's a chicken, Carly's lame, Carly's...Carly." Sorry. (laughs) I forgot my name.

Hey, Miranda. Cucumber or brick?

...Brick.

We're going with the brick.

Miranda likes the brick!

Why does he have two bullet holes in his eyes?

Those are his eyes?

That was...not right.

Jerry

You know as well as I do, that when you're making a TV show, sometimes things just don't happen the way they're supposed to.

That's probably what's in this clip package. See? "Things That Didn't Happen The Way They Were Supposed To." Should I click it?

Jerry

I think you have to.

Jerry

You know what really wastes time on set?

What?

Jerry

Everyone acting all silly, and being goofy, and laughing, and just being unprofessional!

I think you're exaggerating.

Jerry

No...here, let's watch this clip, labeled "Everyone Acting All Silly, And Being Goofy, And Laughing, And Just Being Unprofessional."

His last words were, "Why, Miles, why?"

His name's Oliver. (Miranda laughs)

[ham falls off her fork onto the floor] The smart guy from the smoothie? [whilst trying not to laugh]

Yeah!

Cut!

Sam loves Freddie!

Quit it!

Sam loves Freddie!

Carly!

Sam loves-

Hold!

[gets up] I'm good.

In here Mrs. Benson.

Jerry

[walks in] I'm not your mother! I'm her mother! [points at Jennette]

[giggling] That's right...

Jerry

Mrs Puckett!

[still giggling] ...sorry.

Hey mom. [also giggling]

Jerry

Way to blow it!

Jees! [jumping up and down while giggling]

Try it, draw a face on this grapefruit. [hands out a grapefruit with a face already drawn on it]

No!

Dan

There's already a face on that grapefruit!

Hahaha! [points at Miranda and carrys on laughing]