[greeting Carly and Sam] Buenos dias, muchacha-latas.
Freddie, we need your opinion.
And if you can, try not to make it stupid.
Sam... What would you think of someone who... collects Pee Wee babies?
I don't know, depends. How old is she?
Aw, man!
What?
"She"?! Why'd you have to say "she?!"
What is going on here?
"She" is... Griffin.
Oh...
[raises fists in triumph] YES!!!!! OHHHH YEAAAAAAH!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!
It's NOT funny!
It's kinda funny...
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