A character in iCarly
Played by Noah Munck
iCarly · 611 quotes
5th most-quoted character in iCarly: in 77 of its 611 quotes
Most scenes with: Carly Shay (41), Freddie Benson (34), Sam Puckett (31)
Gibby[Pokes his head out the top of the chimney] Gibbeh! Yeah. Fresh air, baby. [Spits] Now I gotta get to the cops, and then crazy Nora's gonna find herself back in prison where she [Tries to get out from the top of the chimney, but is unsuccessful] Gibbeh! And I'm stuck.
GibbyI have opened, Giibbbbaaayyy's!
Today, we have a special treat.
Gibby[raising his hand] Is it a spelling bee?
Be quiet, Gibby! You are about to be stimulated by a true performer.
Gibby[raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?
[annoyed] GIBBY!
[Gibby quickly lowers his hand]
Hey.
Hello, Sam.
Sam' Why do you look all guilty?
I did something bad to get detention.
What did you do?
You'll see.
All right, class, everyone please sit.
Freddie; Hey, Gibby, go ask Mr. Palladino to staple those together.
GibbyWhat for?
Just do it! Go!
GibbyHey, Mr. Palladino, can you staple these papers together?
Mr. Palladino' Certainly, Gibby. That's odd. I don't see the stapler anywhere.
Freddie' I have it.
Wow. You are a maniac.
I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler.
That's right, cause I took it.
Ah, yes. Thank you, Freddie. There you are, Gibby.
GibbyHere.
Keep them.
You handcuffed her to Gibby?!
She put a dead fish in my locker!
Gibby's WAY worse than a dead fish!
GibbyMy mom thinks I'm awesome!
Gibby[screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time]
Like Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!
(Gibby throws coffee in Spencer's face)
What was that about?!
GibbyWell, Carly said, "If Spencer tries to be lazy, throw a cup of water in his face to perk him up."
Right. Well, THAT WAS HOT COFFEE!
GibbyOh, well can I have a cup of water?
NO!
So, David, what was it like hanging it out with Wade Collins?
Oh, you know, he's... okay.
You don't like him, do you?
Not really, no.
Let it out, David.
Well, he called me a hobknocker. I don't even know what that means.
[Carly whispers the meaning of hobknocker into David's ear]
[disgusted] Oh, gross!
And illegal.
The important thing is we all agree that Wade Collins is horrible.
But just in case you don't believe me, Carly, or David--
Please enjoy this little video Freddie put together. Freddie, roll the video.
Happy to, Carly.
[in a YouTube Poop-style video] I wanted tuna fish! [knocks the plate of ham sandwich out of Carly's hand, edited to do it three times]
Scene 2
[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]
Scene 3
[screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.
Scene 4
[Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot-hot-hot!
GibbyI'm sorry! [Wade takes the hairdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]
Scene 5
[screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddie. Stupid American.
Scene 6
[Wade spits again]
Scene 7
[Wade rudely sneezes on Gibby]
Scene 8
[walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid, American, girls! You bunch of hobknockers!
Scene 9
[angrily screaming] I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]
Scene 10
[Wade spits again]
Scene 11
[rudely screams at a homeless bystander outside] HOB-HOB-HOBKNOCKER!
Scene 12
[eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! Jibley!
Scene 13
[Wade growls at the camera]
Scene 14
I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!
[Video ends with a no sign superimposing itself over Wade's face]
Isn't he charming?
Gibby(to Veronica) Wanna dance?
Uh, no thanks?
GibbyWhy not? 'Cause I'm different? (brief pause) ...Your loss, lady!
GibbyA couple years ago, I asked Sam to go with me to the Junior High dance.
Awwww...
GibbySo she broke my thumb.
Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?
GibbyWhat are you, a cop?
Wearing a turtleneck is a violation of school rules.
Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck, but he can be shirtless?
GibbyCheck the handbook. (he gives it to Carly)
Yes, Gibby, you have a question.
GibbyYes. How many fat cakes are in that tank?
Oh, Gibby, there's so much not right about you.
Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5. [holds up a piece of paper with Gibby's name and the number five on it]
GibbyI won?! I won! [starts taking off his shirt]
No, Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
GibbyAgain?
(when she answers the door and sees Gibby) What, Gibby?!
GibbyWhy'd you push her grandmother?!
I DIDN'T!
GibbyBut I saw the press conference and it looked to me like-- [she starts to close the door on him] No, no, no, no, don't slam it-- [she slams the door]
Carly ShayMiranda Cosgrove · 358 quotes
Sam PuckettJennette McCurdy · 266 quotes
Freddie BensonNathan Kress · 236 quotes
Spencer ShayJerry Trainor · 166 quotes
BMrs. Benson25 quotes
MCMiranda Cosgrove24 quotes
T-BoBooG!e · 24 quotes
NevelReed Alexander · 19 quotes
JJennette18 quotes
JerryJeff Grace · 16 quotes
CChristopher12 quotes
NoraDanielle Morrow · 12 quotes
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