Jennette quotes from iCarly

Gibby turns me down! Like I'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! (stopwatch goes off) Just...shoot! (laughs)

(turns to camera) I'm Carly.. I'm not Carly. (turns back)

[sings] "My moustache is dangling from my face."

Why does he have two bullet holes in his eyes?

Those are his eyes?

That was...not right.

His last words were, "Why, Miles, why?"

His name's Oliver. (Miranda laughs)

You know you could interview me?

About what?

iCarly.

I'm on Victorious.

Yeah, yeah, awesome show.

Yes; we were nominated for an Emmy.

Yeah I know... so was iCarly.

[holding a jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa] What am I supposed to do with this?

Look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

I.. I really don't feel comfortable doing that.

Ryan Seacrest said it. He ate the whhooole jar.

Ok-

Are you saying you're better than Ryan Seacrest?

I.. I never said I was better than-

Look into the X camera and say it!

Fine! [holds up the jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa'] "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

Try it with more enthusiasm.

No, I said it, now let's just watch my bloopers ok?!

You're very pushy, but alright.

[ham falls off her fork onto the floor] The smart guy from the smoothie? [whilst trying not to laugh]

Yeah!

Cut!

Shut Up! [throws a tray on a cast member's foot]

Hold!

[to the cast member whos foot she trew the tray at] Are you ok?

[while hopping] Oh yeah, almost lost a foot there..

Jerry

It's like-

[laughs so much that he falls off his stool]

Jerry

Sorry. [begins to laugh]

[laughs hysterically with Jerry about what she's just done]

Sam loves Freddie!

Quit it!

Sam loves Freddie!

Carly!

Sam loves-

Hold!

[gets up] I'm good.

Um... so should we talk some more about my role on iCarly?

No. Off you go.

In here Mrs. Benson.

Jerry

[walks in] I'm not your mother! I'm her mother! [points at Jennette]

[giggling] That's right...

Jerry

Mrs Puckett!

[still giggling] ...sorry.

Hey mom. [also giggling]

Jerry

Way to blow it!

Jees! [jumping up and down while giggling]

Jerry

[to the iCarly gang] Hey, you guys doing "The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl who thinks the co-

That's the one.

But they ch-

Jerry

Shut!

...me. [stops and starts laughing]

Jerry

Her!... hey- [begins to laugh]

I hate you! I hate you so much! [while he is still laughing]

Jerry

Sorry. [still laughing]