Carly Shay quotes from iCarly

Carly

Aww! Poor kid... it must be horrible to love someone who doesn't love you back. (Freddie looks at her) Sorry.

Carly

Freddie, be quiet. Sam, stop licking technology!

Carly

[screams and throws a worm at the ceiling] Aww, you stuck to the ceiling.

Carly

I'm a plant murderer! One day, they'll make a movie about me called The Plant Murderer!

Carly

[to Griffin] Why don't you go steal something and go, "Duh, I stole something?"?

Carly

[to Freddie] Yeah, it's cute and geeky at the same time. It's cukey.

Carly

(after Sam removes her pageant dress) And thanks for being gentle!

Carly

(while Veronica sees that Spencer is still alive) Why am I enjoying this?

Carly

If you just heard a large crack, that was my heart breaking.

Carly

(after Sabrina accidentally destroys her Utopian society) ...And now, I have angina!

Carly

They're never gonna make nice! They're both horrible in their own ways! [to Sam] No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it, you're a nightmare!

Carly

(to Freddie) Freddie, it's not nice to make fun of someone's cheese habits. (to Sam) Sam, that is an insane amount of cheese. It's embarrassing.

Carly

[Grabs Sam and Freddie's plates after dramatically walking away] I deserve this lasagna. [Glares and walks away again]

Carly

[to Gibby] You know we're about to ruin a relationship between two of our best friends?

Carly

Just gotta be calm, sooner or later someone will come in here, help me get my toe unstuck... AND SEE ME NAKED!