[on the phone; angrily] Because, I just don't see what's funny about FЯED. Well, it's not my fault he quit! Hey, you don't have to call me names. Oh, yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!! (angrily hangs up)
Who was that?
My aunt Jennifer.
Who texted you?
Gibby. He wants us to check out some website called "neverwatchiCarly.com".
Well, that can't be good.
I know it can't be good! Freddie.
Already on it. neverwatchiCarly.com.
[while she, Sam, and Freddie check out neverwatchiCarly.com] Oh, man! Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people from watching iCarly?
All 'cause you irritated FЯED! [hurts Freddie who screams in pain]
Okay, let's not panic. How many people have signed up to support him?
[refreshing the website] Um, a few hundred.
Okay, that's not so many. [Freddie does it again]
Wait, I just refreshed the page now it's up to 3,000.
How many?!
Refreshing. [he does it again] Yikes, 18,000.
Are you sure?!
Refreshing! [he does it again] 90--
[interrupting Freddie] Okay, why don't we stop refreshing?! Ugh! [to Spencer] Uh, what you got there?
A smoothie.
I think she meant the gigantic bird.
Oh. This is Marvin, he's an ostrich. I just bought him.
Your magic meatball told you to?
Yes. [doorbell rings] Hey, would you get that? Marvin wants a root beer. We're gonna go in the kitchen.
[paparazzi barges in Carly's door forcing them to talk about what happened on the last iCarly show] Carly! Any comment on the FЯED fight?!
What?! It's not a fight!
But iCarly killed FЯED! Don't you feel guilty?
No, Freddie was just expressing his opinion!
Do you agree with his opinion?
Yeah! [to Freddie] Do you also think the FЯED videos are terrible?
I never said the FЯED videos are terrible!
Sam, is it true that you've been arrest 4 times?!
3 times! Get your facts right!
And get out of here! [as the reporters are talking, the group pushes them out, Freddie shuts the door and Carly puts in the latch]
AAAAAH! Marvin bit my pants!
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