Lucas quotes from iCarly

Sam

He's chuckling.

Carly

I see him chuckling; why are you chuckling?!

Lucas

Because you guys are cute.

Freddie

We're cute?

Lucas

Yeah. I was never mad. I love iCarly.

Sam

But, you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.

Carly

And that's why you stopped making your FЯED videos.

Lucas

Come on! I'm not gonna stop making the FЯED videos.

Carly

Okay, I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!

Lucas

Am I?

Carly

Um, pretty much, yeah.

Freddie

Kind of psycho.

Sam

Yep.

Lucas

So... are we friends?

Carly

I guess.

Lucas

You sure?

Carly

Sure.

Lucas

Should we kiss?

Carly

No.

Lucas

See? We made up.

Freddie

We're all good.

Sam

Oh, come on, you guys can do better than that.

Carly

Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! [Sam chants with her. Freddie and Lucas look at each other and hug. Freddie pats him on the back]

Carly

How long did the doctor say you have to wear that cast?

Gibby

6 weeks.

Sam

Well, it's your own fault. You jumped off that pipe for nothin'.

Gibby

You said my cue was Gibby and I heard Gibby.

Sam

Yeah, but you didn't hear the cue!

Freddie

Guys-okay, yes, the cue was Gibby. [the 4 start yelling at each other quickly]

T-Bo

You guys? [they continue yelling] YOU GUYS!

Freddie

[very angry] WHAT, T-BO?!

T-Bo

You guys gotta do something about Spencer, the boy's gone too far.

Carly

What did he do now?

T-Bo

He gave me the fancy face cream from Europe. It says "It make your face all smooth.".

Carly

Yeah?

T-Bo

Well, my face is already smooth. So I gave it to my friend Lucas here. His face has dry patches.

Sam

And?

T-Bo

Kevin, kill the lights! [Kevin turns the lights off as Lucas's face glows in the dark]

Sam

Whoa! [the 4 are shocked]

T-Bo

Turn 'em back on! [Kevin turns the lights back on as Lucas's glow face goes off] Glow in the dark face cream?! What kinda sick man thinks that's funny?!

Carly

[sighs] I'm sorry!

T-Bo

Tell that to Lucas! Now he can't go see a movie! You all better do something about Spencer.

Lucas

Mm-hmm.