“Big Fat Baby Theatre”
In this episode: Loretta (4), Lisa (3), Loud Kiddington (2), Toast (2), Kid Chorus (2), Father Time (1), Froggo (1), Charity Bazaar (1)
I have come to take over your castle! Surrender immediately and give it to me! [Froggo and Aka dump a bucket of water on him.]
You asked for it!
Try not to get rusted, dawg!
Go home, you bums!
This means war!
And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]
Quick, dude! Get me a fan!
Check! [lifts in Pepper]
Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!
[still holding Pepper in arms, lifting her into the air] No, dude, the other kind of fan!
Double check! [Loud then sweeps Pepper away from Toast's arms and puts her in his own, and throws her out of the way. He replaces her with a giant fan.]
[mockingly] Missed me, missed me, and now you've got to kiss me!
Okay, men, there will be no mistakes this time!
[mockingly] Rally, rally, the dumb guy's name is Sally!
How did they know my name is Sally?
It's not. Your name is Lisa.
Right! Thanks, Loretta!
Can we go home now?
No! We're not stopping until the castle is ours. Charge!
Visa or Mastercard?
[gets stampeded over by his minions] I'm definitely over my credit limit...
Ha-haa! We've done it! We've finally broken through!
And now it's time to use our nastiest weapons!
Yeah, dudes! Those weapons are pretty nasty, all right. But they're not as nasty as ours! Bring out the secret weapon!
One secret weapon coming up!
[Lucky Bob loads Big Fat Baby into the kids' catapult and Aka launches him. Big Fat Baby lands in the arms of Loretta.]
Awwww! Look at the cute little baby! Koochie koochie koo!
[Big Fat Baby farts suddenly, causing the invaders to become queasy and faint from the smell. The Kid Chorus comes out to look at them.]
I'm still not happy.
Hey, remember dudes, no matter how you fight your battles, war stinks!
[last lines of the show]
Should old acquaintance be forgot? / And never brought to mind? / We’ll take a cup of kindness yet for Auld Lang Syne. / For Auld Lang Syne, my dear / for auld lang syne, / farewell to thee from Histeria! / And days of Auld Lang Syne. [cheering]
That’s a wrap!
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