Loud Kiddington quotes from Histeria!

Pepper Mills

Hey! you're not Elmer Fudd! Gypola!

Loud Kiddington

DUCK!!

Will you knock that off?! Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here!

Loud Kiddington

Hey Emperor!

Oww! With the yelling and the screaming and the ear. What is it?

Loud Kiddington

We're all finished, coach!

Really?

Loud Kiddington

Yup! The job is done!

What is that?

Loud Kiddington

What you asked for! That's your Great Mall!

[makes monkey noises and hits Loud in the head with his hat a few times] I said wall, not mall.

Loud Kiddington

Whoa. Imagine my embarrassment.

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Major Loud Kiddington, at your service!

I like this brock.

Loud Kiddington

Would you like it with some corn?

I like it with some corn,

Loud Kiddington

How about here on Air Force One?

Yes! here on Air Force One, with a toast.

Loud Kiddington

Would you, could you, yes maybe?

I could maybe even with Big Fat Baby.

Loud Kiddington

How about in your limousine,

I like in my limousine, even with a beauty queen, even with Big Fat Baby on Air Force One with a toast, I like it with some corn

Loud Kiddington

Try it and i think you'll see,

If i try this brock,

Loud Kiddington

We adults thank you, President Bush,

WE LIKE BROKK!

Loud Kiddington

Now Charity, why do you say your teacher's a witch?

Charity Bazaar

Well, she looks like a witch.

They dressed me up like this!

Loud Kiddington

Is that true?!

No no no no no no no!/No way!/I should say not!

Well, the hat; we did do the hat.

And the nose.

And maybe the broom.

Right, right! Yes, the broom, I forgot about that! Oh, and a couple of the warts.

Oh yes, almost forgot about the warts!

Loud Kiddington

OK, that's enough!

Father Time

Then in 8000 BC came...

Loud Kiddington

THE NEOLITHIC PERIOD, OR NEW STONE AGE!

Father Time

When wild animals were tamed by farmers.

Loud Kiddington

Including pigs!

Eh, th-t-t-t-t-t-t--

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Chickens!

Ah'm a rooster, son, not a chicken! Pay at-ah say, pay attention, boy! Ah'm talkin' to ya! Kid doesn't listen to a word Ah say.

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And the very first cow! [A cow falls on Foghorn.]

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Howdy Puritans and Pilgrims! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch'll eat a turkey pellet!

Fetch

Huh?! Can we talk about this?

Charity Bazaar

We can't keep living like this.

Loud Kiddington

You mean 'cause all us peasants are poor and starving!?

Charity Bazaar

No, 'cause Toast is always hugging the bathroom.

Loud Kiddington

Howdy prospectors and miners! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch here will eat an ariumu chip!

Fetch

Huh?!

Sammy Melman

Your Honor, this trial is a circus!

Loud Kiddington

I know! More cotton candy, please!

Sammy Melman

Say, you seem too young to be a judge.

Loud Kiddington

Yeah, and you seem too stupid to be a lawyer!

Sammy Melman

Hey!!

Loud Kiddington

No wait, I'm takin' that back! You seem stupid enough to be a lawyer!

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[singing] 55 bottles of root beer on the wall, 55 bottles of root beer...

Charity Bazaar

Will you be quiet? I can't stand that stupid song.

Loud Kiddington

GREAT! YOU MADE ME FORGET WHERE I WAS! NOW I GOTTA START OVER! [singing] 99 bottles of root beer on the wall, 99 bottles of root beer...

Charity Bazaar

I'm not happy.

I have come to take over your castle! Surrender immediately and give it to me! [Froggo and Aka dump a bucket of water on him.]

Froggo

You asked for it!

Aka Pella

Try not to get rusted, dawg!

Loud Kiddington

Go home, you bums!

This means war!

Aka Pella

And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]

Toast

Quick, dude! Get me a fan!

Loud Kiddington

Check! [lifts in Pepper]

Pepper Mills

Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!

Toast

[still holding Pepper in arms, lifting her into the air] No, dude, the other kind of fan!

Loud Kiddington

Double check! [Loud then sweeps Pepper away from Toast's arms and puts her in his own, and throws her out of the way. He replaces her with a giant fan.]

[mockingly] Missed me, missed me, and now you've got to kiss me!