Gerald quotes from Hey Arnold!

Gerald

The list for a kid's perfect Saturday: watch every cartoon from Six AM 'til Dance Craze, while eating three bowls of sugar chunk cereal; ride your bike down the steepest hill in the neighborhood, and you all know which one that is; play catch with every kid in the park; and finally, go to the movies and sit through it three times!

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[to Arnold] What you did, that's the real meaning of Christmas, man.

Gerald

My buddy says Frankie G. is bad news.

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Fuzzy Slippers tells no lies man.

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Sun goes down, stay above ground.

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[to Arnold] Do me a favor, Arnold, if he hits you, just lay down and stay down.

Gerald

[on the missing pig] Well, did you try going down to the dump and yelling 'sooey'?

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[on Arnold's brilliant idea] Well, it's not working, and it's making me sick.

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Helga, baby, put your feet up. I’ll tell it.

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Not a fifth-grader in sight.

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[disappointed] Except for those guys.

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[about the last boat available for a fishing contest] There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat. [next frame] I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.

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Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth!

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What am I gonna do now, Smart Guy? AW! [sobs]

Gerald

Friends, how many times have we awaken to the frightful cry, "Monkey Man?!" How many times have we seen him with the corner of our eye? Never stopping, always speeding by, a flash of his cape, down the alleys and streets, scampering up fire escapes, like a freaked-out chimpanzee... Monkey Man! Some say he's a force for good, a twisted urban Robin Hood, defending the weak and downtrodden. Some say he's a force for bad, a tricky and conniving cad, forlorn and just plain rotten. Still, others say he's some guy in pajamas, living on stolen bananas. Who knows? Nobody's ever talked to him, but if you find yourself in the Heart of Downtown, keep looking around, because you just might run into him: Monkey Man! The end.

So far, we know our suspect is female, lives in the tri-state area, and is somewhere between the ages of eight... and eighty-seven.

Gerald

[sarcastically] Oh, we're doing good...