Grandpa quotes from Hey Arnold!

Grandpa

Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.

Grandpa

Brilliant does pretty much describe me. He falls off chair.

Grandpa

Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!

Grandpa

[Grandpa is reading out of Arnold's father's journal, an entry describing a volcanic eruption] "It was terrifying and beautiful all at the same time." to Grandma Kind of like you, Pookie.

Grandpa

Never get old, Arnold, never get old!

Grandpa

Pookey, I got a roll of tape, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Grandpa

That's the problem with society today.

What, we got no work ethic?

Grandpa

No, you got no play ethic!

Mutant robots from outer space, spitting bacteria that eat your face... TV melts

Grandpa

Hmmm... looks like I got the 220 mixed up with the 660.

There is no haunted train.

Grandpa

Well, now I didn’t say that.

Mr. Hyunh

How big was this punk?

Big.

Mr. Hyunh

Big punk?

Big.

Mr. Hyunh

Big huh?

Grandpa

Oh, simmer down, you hot-headed loony!

Grandpa

Now remember, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.

[swallows] I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.

Grandpa

No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.

Excuse me a minute. [Arnold runs off screen and vomits]

Grandpa

[sarcastically] You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?

[practicing his spelling] Phlegm. P-H-L-E.....um......

Grandpa

[walks in] G-M, Phlegm! When you get to be my age, that's a word you use a lot.

Ernie

[overwhelmed at the end] It does kinda bring a tear to your eye.

Grandpa

That's just the onions.

Grandpa

Hey, where you going?

To take a long, hard look at my life.

Grandpa

Well, while you’re there, would you pick up a quart of milk?

Hey, Grandpa, I've got a problem.

Shoot it at me, Short Man.

You see there's this big jerk who says.....

Grandpa

— says he's gonna beat you up, eh?

Yeah.

Grandpa

Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?

That's right!

Grandpa

Wants to pound you flat and use your face for 2nd base, eh?

Yeah, yeah! What should I do?

Grandpa

I have no idea. But there's one thing I do know, never eat raspberries. [Holds his stomach] Excuse me a sec.[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]