Mr. Simmons quotes from Hey Arnold!

[Reading Phoebe's poem in front of the class] I hear your name, like a bell, ringing, ringing, in my heart.

Well, that's one way to respond by not responding. Silence: often speaks volumes.

Principal Wartz

It's like music to my ears.

Curly

Then later in class, Harold answered the bonus question that I was about to answer. Harold stole the question from me! Another injustice.

Harold

No fair! He let me answer that question!

Curly, you let Harold answer that question.

I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this.

Helga

Yep - don't ever trust the quiet ones. They'll go bonkers and hole up in the principal's office.

Rhonda

Should we do our own make up, or will the crew do it?

Do your own.

Now, who could come up to our beautiful and special chart of the Human Digestive Tract, and tell me which organ is the Small Intestine, and which is the Colon? How about you, Rhonda?

Rhonda

Gosh, Mr. Simmons, maybe you ought to ask Phoebe instead, you know, since she's the "Digestion Expert."

Now, class, I know you all may think what happened to Phoebe yesterday is amusing, but I assure you, it is not. The expulsion of gas is just a perfectly natural part of our body's very special digestion cycle. It's nothing to poke fun at, and nothing to be ashamed of. Now, Rhonda, please, come up to the front of the room, and point out the correct organs on the fart. [everyone laughs once more] No, wait, "chart." I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I meant "chart."

[Telling the class about Phoebe] ...And she's so embarrassed and upset that she's never coming back to P.S. 118. [Class murmurs]

Thank you, Arnold, for bringing this very serious issue to our attention. [sighs] Now, people, one of our own classmates is in trouble, and it's up to us to help her through her crisis. I think we should all go over to Phoebe's after school, and tell her that she has nothing to be embarrassed about. I think we should tell her that we love her and care for her, and if she comes back to school, we'll all forget about her little incident, and never talk about it again! What do you say?! [class remains silent] Okay, if we pull this off, then, tomorrow's Movie Day.

HOORAY! YEAH!