Why? Why did I sign my name? I was too bold. Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh. Arnold must never see that last page!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[referring to Arnold's room] I'm in his room, the place I have often visited in my dreams.
Oh my gosh, what is that shampoo?
So far, we know our suspect is female, lives in the tri-state area, and is somewhere between the ages of eight... and eighty-seven.
[sarcastically] Oh, we're doing good...
First spitball of the day, Football Head.
Looking like a field trip, ha, Arnold?
Huh? Oh, are we in the Aquarium yet?
Not yet.
[Harold hits Eugene with a spitball]
Well, we better get there soon, everybody's getting kind of restless.
Awesome.
Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]
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[taunting the animals at the aquarium] Here, have a cookie. Ha-ha, you tossed your cookies!
ASArnold's Grandma
Go! You're free, run like the wind!
I need that cute, stupid, Football Head's hat! Oh... Did I just say that out loud?
Helga? The door's locked, honey, what are you doing in there?
Nothing.
Oh... okay.
All I wanted was the hat... and world domination, but for right now, just the hat. Is that too much to ask?
Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!
No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!
Okay. More ice-cream for me.
Out of my way, Fat Boy!
Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?
Ah huh, dear. I threw it all out.
WHAT?!
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